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Ex-Con w/ "Nervous Colon" Robs Bank after Pooping in Parking Lot
« on: December 22, 2011, 11:09:07 AM »
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You just can't make this stuff up, kids:

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A Connecticut man with a drug addiction and a spastic colon allegedly defecated in the parking lot of a New Milford bank before robbing the establishment. The man's wife and kids were with him and sat in the getaway car, police said.

Russell Mace, 55, was arraigned in Bantam Superior Court Monday, charged with first-degree robbery, third-degree larceny and two counts of impairing the morals of a child. Judge Richard Marino set Mace's bond at $100,000 and ordered him to appear in court again on Jan. 4.

Mace's charges stem from a bizarre bank robbery that occurred on the afternoon of Dec. 16 at the Union Savings Bank on East Street in New Milford. While the robbery itself was par for the course, police said that Mace's alleged activities prior to the heist were far from normal.

"It's a first in my career," New Milford Police Lt. Lawrence Ash told The Huffington Post.


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Re: Ex-Con w/ "Nervous Colon" Robs Bank after Pooping in Parking Lot
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 12:21:02 PM »
Wow. His wife could have rented out her forehead as advertising space and made it unnecessary to rob a bank.
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Re: Ex-Con w/ "Nervous Colon" Robs Bank after Pooping in Parking Lot
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 12:51:35 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 22, 2011, 12:21:02 PM
Wow. His wife could have rented out her forehead as advertising space and made it unnecessary to rob a bank.

He probably would've done well as a circus freak show too. Between 'em, they would've cleaned up.

Kinda funny that one of the kids narked on the mother for having snatched the purse.  :rotf:
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Re: Ex-Con w/ "Nervous Colon" Robs Bank after Pooping in Parking Lot
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 01:54:03 PM »
He must be an Occupooper.
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