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poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« on: December 21, 2011, 10:24:17 PM »
Who's the more insufferable of the two primitives, the Bostonian Drunkard (WilliamPitt) or the yenta (nadinbrzezinski)?

The precise definition of "insufferable" being "difficult or impossible to endure; intolerable."

I ask this because I'm having to research them for the Top DUmmies awards, and the brain is stultified.

Surely one is more so than the other, even if only by a razor's edge.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 10:28:04 PM »
Compared to nutcase nadin, the drunkard is a cross between Dale Carnegie and Zig Ziglar.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 10:28:39 PM »
I voted for the yenta, but only because of the sheer volume of drivel that she produces.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 10:38:36 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2011, 10:28:04 PM
Compared to nutcase nadin, the drunkard is a cross between Dale Carnegie and Zig Ziglar.

I guess my problem is my natural sense of courtesy.

The Bostonian Drunkard, being male, I can wallop, hit, beat up, thrash, and throw around.  After all, he's just another guy.

The yenta however, I have inhibitions about being unkind to her, because she's a woman.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 11:43:41 PM »
I voted for Nads. The Bostonian Drunkard has been off his game these past few months, negligent in posting his usual weekly screeds. Whereas the yenta has run her numbers up to nigh one hundred thousand posts.

Next poll ought to be whether she can brake the 6 digit barrier at the DUmp before 2012 comes around.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 11:47:14 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 21, 2011, 10:38:36 PM
I guess my problem is my natural sense of courtesy.

The Bostonian Drunkard, being male, I can wallop, hit, beat up, thrash, and throw around.  After all, he's just another guy.

The yenta however, I have inhibitions about being unkind to her, because she's a woman.
I would have said female.
Woman, denotes a bit of mental maturity.
At least you were aware enough to not say "lady".
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 12:06:53 AM »
I voted for Will simply because I've yet to get through even one of his yawn inducing, condescending, overtly pious screeds. At least Nad's  is entertaining. It's like the DU version of "fractured fairy tales". She's DU's own little leaping beauty.

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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 06:49:10 AM »
Nadin in a run-away.

The Pittster is nothing more than a loud mouthed, obnoxious drunk.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 06:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Skul on December 21, 2011, 11:47:14 PM
I would have said female.


She's a liberal. You can't assume that.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 07:13:15 AM »
I voted Will, for the same reason Cindie did:

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yawn inducing, condescending, overtly pious screeds.
  Add to that the preening, pompous self-regard, the dismissal of any possible different viewpoint, and the pittian dots, and he's just unreadable.  At least with Nadin we get classics like "au cntrainaire." 


It's not part of the question, but I have to say it anyway.  The most insufferable DUmmie of them all, to me, is The Magistrate.  I am violently allergic to him, sir. 
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 07:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 22, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
I voted Will, for the same reason Cindie did:
  Add to that the preening, pompous self-regard, the dismissal of any possible different viewpoint, and the pittian dots, and he's just unreadable.  At least with Nadin we get classics like "au cntrainaire." 


It's not part of the question, but I have to say it anyway.  The most insufferable DUmmie of them all, to me, is The Magistrate.  I am violently allergic to him, sir. 
Same as I. It is not often when I read something that I wish the author would get punched in the face but when I read an essay by Will it just comes off so douche-baggy that one cannot help but to want him to get punched. In the face. Hard. Repeatedly.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 09:15:11 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on December 21, 2011, 11:43:41 PM
Next poll ought to be whether she can brake the 6 digit barrier at the DUmp before 2012 comes around.

She'll do that the day after Christmas (Monday).
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 10:46:31 AM »
I'm joining the minority here too.

Don't think I've ever got to the end of a Bostonian-post, they epitomise the self-regard which assumes that anything which can be said needs to use up 5,000 words.

Brevity is the soul of wit, certainly not the soul of Pitt.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 22, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
It's not part of the question, but I have to say it anyway.  The most insufferable DUmmie of them all, to me, is The Magistrate.  I am violently allergic to him, sir.

Strongly seconded. The 'Sir/Madam' nonsense makes me feel queasy.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 10:51:16 AM »
I've never made it far enough through any one of his scribblings to be offended by something he's posted.  He's too dumb to take seriously.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2011, 10:56:21 AM »
Pitt's wedding party was the most unattractive collection of people I've ever seen, starting with the tattooed bride and the skinhead groom.

But compared to nadin he's still a prince.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 11:33:38 AM »
I gotta say the ArmPitt. Mainly just because I've known his stuff longer. He better be careful, cause Lil' Breezy (with apologies to Ilya Bryzgalov) is making a run for his position in my eyes.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2011, 11:40:38 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on December 22, 2011, 10:47:52 AM
Strongly seconded. The 'Sir/Madam' nonsense makes me feel queasy.

For the longest time, I thought that he was Frank's mole.

Sorry Frank.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 11:51:00 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 22, 2011, 11:40:38 AM
For the longest time, I thought that he was Frank's mole.

Sorry Frank.

Now, don't be primitival in your way of thinking, sir.  I'm truly disappointed.

The primitives obviously suspect franksolich's mole acts like franksolich when on Skins's island.

Which is a pretty stupid way of thinking; if one wishes to blend in, one's compelled to look and act like everybody else, not like oneself.

franksolich's mole is the usual standard fire-breathing abortion loving, Bush hating, socialist, militant non-working, drug using, Pitt and nadin ass-kissing, whining, pretentious, elitist, sort of primitive.

I think I do rather well, fitting in with all the other primitives.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2011, 11:58:05 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 22, 2011, 11:51:00 AM
Now, don't be primitival in your way of thinking, sir.  I'm truly disappointed.

The primitives obviously suspect franksolich's mole acts like franksolich when on Skins's island.

Which is a pretty stupid way of thinking; if one wishes to blend in, one's compelled to look and act like everybody else, not like oneself.

franksolich's mole is the usual standard fire-breathing abortion loving, Bush hating, socialist, militant non-working, drug using, Pitt and nadin ass-kissing, whining, pretentious, elitist, sort of primitive.

I think I do rather well, fitting in with all the other primitives.

Coach's mole is named "warpy".
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2011, 12:15:30 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2011, 11:58:05 AM
Coach's mole is named "warpy".

You know, I've been disappointed with the defrocked warped primitive, she with the face like Hindenburg's, the past couple of years.

Remember when she dominated the do-it-yourself, rural life, and health forums?

Old age is making her not as vigorous as she used to be.
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2011, 12:41:34 PM »
She used to be the know-it-all before being dethroned.  One would post "I have a strange spot on my fridge.  How would you clean it?"  She would come back with "You're going to have to strip, sand, and irradiate it, soak it in bleach, then prime and paint.  But it's still not going to look good." 
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2011, 01:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 22, 2011, 12:41:34 PM
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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2011, 01:29:06 PM »
I have to go with the Yenta on this one.  She makes me want to choke her every time I read her self-serving condescending drivel.  And that's a shame because I was taught to respect women.

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Re: poll: who's the more insufferable of the two primitives?
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2011, 01:37:09 PM »
There sure are a lot of anti-nadinites around here.

Bullies.
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