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Offline thundley4

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Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« on: December 21, 2011, 10:04:51 AM »
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Attention cocaine users of the world: Parents everywhere would like you to know that changing tables are generally covered in baby poop, and we’d appreciate it if you’d think of that the next time you’re looking for a place to snort a line.
Snort.

OMG!  This can only mean one thing, Johnson & Johnson is cutting their baby powder with cocaine!
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 10:11:55 AM »
I guess that would explain a price increase.
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 10:24:12 AM »
Those damned babies simply will not learn!  :lmao:
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 11:14:24 AM »
Who knew that babies were pooping party drugs.......Babies: Party poopers
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 11:25:59 AM »
Who would snort off of something that had shitty diapers on it?
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 11:34:00 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 21, 2011, 11:25:59 AM
Who would snort off of something that had shitty diapers on it?

A drug addled idiot
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 11:49:02 AM »
My God, they start so young these days....
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Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 03:40:29 PM »
Dude! Lets go snort some shit!
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