Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas
Texas has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide
CALIFORNIA TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands - Swamp
Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed - Well protected
Narrow-minded - Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosive - Fireworks for Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass - Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism
Multicultural Community - High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich " - Self-Employed
Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future - Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform - Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater - Conservative
Truants - Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Good-For Nothing
High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot - Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves - Sheep and Deer Killers
Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich " - Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby - NRA Members
Assault Weapon - Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus - New Taxes and Higher Taxes
