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Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« on: December 16, 2011, 11:24:14 AM »


I recommend you guys read these articles:
http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/lady-gaga-the-illuminati-puppet/
http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/lady-gaga-the-illuminati-puppet-part-2/
http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/lady-gagas-bad-romance-the-occult-meaning/
http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/the-hidden-meaning-of-lady-gagas-telephone/
http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/lady-gagas-born-this-way-the-illuminati-manifesto/

The music industry is literally controlled by Satanic demons. I just found this out. Be sure to read those articles while listening to this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1VjDy3N1uM

I used to be a Lady Gaga fan, I always wondered why I loved her music so much, now I realize it's because of Satanic hypnotism from her music.

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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 12:00:42 PM »
Wow, steel on  target, and I don't mean her.

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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 12:06:39 PM »
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 12:20:12 PM »
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 06:23:50 AM »
Cyrus, not everything you read on the net is true.

There is NO Illuminati. If there was a secret organization working to take over the world, internet nerds would not know all about them. People who printed this stuff would end up dead. You would be killed just for reprinting these articles.

You have run into an internet conspiracy site. They will make outlandish accusations (like Gaga is a satanist) and never provide proof. These same sites claim presidents sacrifice humans to an owl god, airline contrails are mind control chemicals, and aliens make crop circles.

Don't fall victim to conspiracy theories: they will consume your life. I know people who are ostracized from family gatherings because this crap is all they can talk about.

Just tell yourself that these articles are not true, and back away.

Furthermore, your source site is NOT a news site. Its a blog disguised to look like a newspaper. Lies can and will be presented to you as truth. Learn to be skeptical.
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 08:09:58 AM »
Cyrus, not everything you read on the net is true.

There is NO Illuminati. If there was a secret organization working to take over the world, internet nerds would not know all about them. People who printed this stuff would end up dead. You would be killed just for reprinting these articles.

You have run into an internet conspiracy site. They will make outlandish accusations (like Gaga is a satanist) and never provide proof. These same sites claim presidents sacrifice humans to an owl god, airline contrails are mind control chemicals, and aliens make crop circles.

Don't fall victim to conspiracy theories: they will consume your life. I know people who are ostracized from family gatherings because this crap is all they can talk about.

Just tell yourself that these articles are not true, and back away.

Furthermore, your source site is NOT a news site. Its a blog disguised to look like a newspaper. Lies can and will be presented to you as truth. Learn to be skeptical.

Okay you're right to a strong extent but US politicians really do worship a owl god. Alex Jones has went to the Bohemian Grove:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszzdj0KfgU

Also Skull and Bones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Kl1_KH2J4

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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2011, 09:44:19 AM »
Alex Jones is a crazed loon, and Lady Gaga is just a skank with a huge production machine behind her.  They'll pick out and lionize a different skank eventually, and cast her aside like a used prophylactic; she'll either use her monetary and publicity capital to land on her feet like Madonna, or go down to the 'Septic Tank of Loser Pop-Tarts' to keep Brittney Spears company.
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2011, 12:36:25 PM »
Did we take a left turn into crazy town? :rofl:
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2011, 12:39:26 PM »
Interesting. You know, Paranoia Magazine a few years ago, when they still published, published a very interesting article about how Tuesday Weld was the witch of the Illuminati. But I only read conspiracy theories for their entertainment value, not to be informed. And for the neuro-plasticity of it all.

My one rule: Never believe a conspiracy theory, especially if it is true.

This is because once the mind starts accepting madness as reality, madness becomes reality.

Plus, if you really listen to people like Jim Marrs and Alex Jones, they aren't too different from Jon Stewart, manipulating the facts in order to make a joke.

I recently heard Jim Marrs on some obscure podcast totally distorting what Dubya said in his 9/11 interview in order to fit his "9/11 is an inside job" world view.  He also turned the infamous "Bush just sat there for 7 minutes" into 20 minutes. Even somebody outside the alleged "truther movement" like me knows it is 7 minutes.

Most of these guys have found a way to make money on induced mental illness. Some are misguided but sincere. But most simply want to be on TV.

As noted media philosopher, Dr. Brian O'Blivion, once observed: Television is reality. And reality is less than television.

Certain people, suffering from reality deficiency syndrome, simply see being on TV as the cure to all their ails.
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2011, 01:00:32 PM »
Cyrus,

Yes.  Yes she is.  And how do I know?  Jimmy Hoffa told me and swore me to secrecy.
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2011, 01:12:38 PM »
Cyrus,

Yes.  Yes she is.  And how do I know?  Jimmy Hoffa told me and swore me to secrecy.

I knew it!11!!
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2011, 02:54:09 PM »
Okay you're right to a strong extent but US politicians really do worship a owl god. Alex Jones has went to the Bohemian Grove:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszzdj0KfgU

Also Skull and Bones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Kl1_KH2J4

Alex Jones makes money by writing lies. The you tubes are lies. There is no owl worship in the forests of the bohemian grove. You could go there any time and see for yourself.

as for Skull and Bones, no evidence has ever been presented for the claims made about it. Its probably just a drinking club that enjoys the foolish claims made about it.

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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2011, 03:07:26 PM »
Cyrus,

Yes.  Yes she is.  And how do I know?  Jimmy Hoffa told me and swore me to secrecy.

Elvis told me the same thing in the checkout line at Safeway.  :whatever:
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2011, 07:34:26 PM »
Elvis told me the same thing in the checkout line at Safeway.  :whatever:

I heard it from Michael Jackson on a plane to the Bahamas.
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2011, 07:38:43 PM »
George Washington told me the same thing in my dreams....and you know George doesn't lie!!!!
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2011, 08:40:09 PM »
Cyrus, don't believe everything you read.  At all.  And I am not referring to the above posts.  Lady Gaga is just a pop singer. That is all.
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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2011, 12:27:27 PM »
Cyrus, don't believe everything you read.  At all.  And I am not referring to the above posts.  Lady Gaga is just a pop singer. That is all.

Nice work, Agent 'Tots.  Oops, that was supposed to be a PM...!
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2011, 03:10:23 PM »
Lady Gaga makes me gag gag.  :puke:
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2011, 09:57:03 PM »
Nice work, Agent 'Tots.  Oops, that was supposed to be a PM...!

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Re: Is Lady Gaga really a Satanic witch working for the Illuminati?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2011, 10:40:35 AM »
Nope! No illuminati.....Now The Pentavirate? Well that's another story :fuelfire: :panic: :-)[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo[/youtube]
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