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Offline Mr Mannn

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Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« on: December 14, 2011, 07:15:43 PM »
Theres a naughty list, and a nice list. What are you likely to get from Santa?
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 07:46:22 PM »
Well Santa is bring me an ultrasonic cleaner, a set of dies, some redding collets, a new case trimmer and a mircometer.

If the lazy bastard gets his ass into gear he'll be bringing a new lawn mower as well.

ETA : I guess that puts me on the naughty list.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 03:16:10 AM »
I been good.  Really.

But this year Santa hates me.

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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 04:17:35 AM »
Well, Santa's bringing me a Kel Tec SU-2000 in 9mm, and maybe a Gen 1 NVS, maybe a coffee grinder, maybe a food dehydrator . . . Nice, I would say.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 05:23:00 AM »
The usual...black socks that are too small, flannel shirt for short guys and the bills. :-)

Hey, it could be worse...neckties.

I really don't have any idea what I'm getting but whatever "I" get "me" will be just what I wanted. :-)
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2011, 05:59:06 AM »
Underwear and socks, two sizes too small.  And of course I'll have to write letters telling everyone how much I loved them.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 08:11:56 AM »
I bought myself a suit. From JC Penney's. Yay.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 04:29:55 PM »
Santa's broke here. We get coal.


He made the mistake of getting a "free" spa off Craigslist.


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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 05:18:27 PM »
Coal might be an improvement this year.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 06:38:12 PM »
I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. I never did anything out of the blue. So it's Santa's call. But I'm sure he'll help a bro out.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 06:44:17 PM »
If Santa likes me, he'll be bringing a Lexus LS400 motor for me to drop in my Datsun this year. 

We're barely on speaking terms so I'll probably just get clean laundry for a week and some spending money.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 07:48:08 PM »
I told Santa that I really don't want anything for Christmas. My mom says that every year but I never believed her, now I understand.

I think my husband is going to get me a new phone since mine has been a crapper for about two years.
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 11:24:21 AM »
I'd say all my volunteering (Being a Salvation Army bell-ringer one day, and LOADS of volunteer work at my church, including helping out with the youth program's lock- in tonight) should land me comfortably on the Nice List.
Hopefully, three DVDs (The Wal- Mart exclusive 2- disc DVD of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2,' the newly- released DVD of 'Fright Night,' and 'Captain America: The First Avenger'), and lots of stuff for my new Xbox 360 that my best friend gave me (i.e. another controller, a proper memory card rather than the flash drive I've been using, and of course another game or two).
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Re: Lets be Honest. Which list are you on this year? Naughty or Nice?
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2011, 05:44:08 AM »
DUmmie Christmas list....

1-food
2-house
3-car
4-cable TV & net
5-cell phone
6-heat
7-healthcare
8-disability check
9-socialism
10-no job
11-unemployment check
12-items yet to be determined

ALL FOR FREE PAID FOR BY TAXING THE EVIL RICH BASTARDS
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin
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