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Online SSG Snuggle Bunny

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So, an officer wanders up to my desk
« on: December 14, 2011, 04:33:27 PM »
So, an officer wanders up to my desk and starts reading the magazine thereupon.

OFFICER: Huh! By coincidence I open this and I see its an article about a guy I want to grad school with. Apparently he stayed and finished his doctoral degree and is now a CEO for a major design firm.

SGT SB: I bet his wife is prettier too.



One day they will learn to stay away.
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Re: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 04:36:39 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 14, 2011, 04:33:27 PM
So, an officer wanders up to my desk and starts reading the magazine thereupon.

OFFICER: Huh! By coincidence I open this and I see its an article about a guy I want to grad school with. Apparently he stayed and finished his doctoral degree and is now a CEO for a major design firm.

SGT SB: I bet his wife is prettier too.



One day they will learn to stay away.

Would it surprise you if he probably STILL hasn't figured out what you meant?
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Re: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 06:37:36 PM »
Well, SSB, you do have the most important part of a bouncy . . .

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Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on Today at 04:33:27 pm
So, . . .

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Re: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 12:54:12 PM »
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One day they will learn to stay away.

And some never learn.  Some wake up at 3:00 a.m., sit bolt upright and say "Oh!"  Others, never. 
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