No, not mine, dammit! Been happily married for more than 12 years! (this time

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Got a text from my sister. She and her squeeze are apparently gonna tie the knot. It's No. 3 for her, though she's been divorced for 11 years now.
She's ecstatically happy, and I'm very happy for her as well. She deserves it -- it's been a long, tough road for her.