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That was so embarrassing
« on: December 13, 2011, 01:42:23 PM »
Got caught walking into latrine with a magazine rolled tightly in my fist.

It wasn't pr0n, it was educational.  :thatsright:
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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 01:44:16 PM »
Got caught walking into latrine with a magazine rolled tightly in my fist.

It wasn't pr0n, it was educational.  :thatsright:

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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 02:13:35 PM »
Got caught walking into latrine with a magazine rolled tightly in my fist.

It wasn't pr0n, it was educational.  :thatsright:
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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 03:00:01 PM »
Got caught walking into latrine with a magazine rolled tightly in my fist.

It wasn't pr0n, it was educational.  :thatsright:

What is so wrong with that?  Either you are shitting and reading or jerking off.  Why would they care?






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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 03:04:11 PM »
Well, I doubt many people go into a latrine just to catch up on leisure reading. 

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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 03:05:08 PM »
Well, I doubt many people go into a latrine just to catch up on leisure reading. 

Actually, I lock the bathroom door just to get away from my kids for 15 minutes  :-)






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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 03:07:19 PM »
Actually, I lock the bathroom door just to get away from my kids for 15 minutes  :-)

Is that all it takes? Just 15 minutes?  :naughty:
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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 03:30:24 PM »
I see tool catalogues  in the bathroom at work all the time. I think the machine shop guys are fantasizing .

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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 03:53:21 PM »
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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 04:03:15 PM »
Well, I doubt many people go into a latrine just to catch up on leisure reading. 

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Re: That was so embarrassing
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »
I don't call it "the library" for nothing...

I call it

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