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A DUzy of a thread
« on: December 12, 2011, 11:28:50 PM »
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The DUzy Awards







 

The DUzies return this Friday!

 Hello everybody, this is DUer krispos42!

I'm happy to announce that I convinced the Admins that the DUzies were going to be a vital necessity for DU for the upcoming election season. And with the launch of DU3, I even bribed them into setting up a DUzies-only account so that, no matter who does the awards in the future, the DUzies will remain in a central repository of humor forever!
 
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Anyway, naturally the DUzies need NOMINATIONS the way John Boehner needs kleenex.
 
SO, if you see a post that makes you LOL, DU-mail it to The DUzy Awards!

Copy-and-paste the post in you'd like to nominate into a DU-mail. Don't forget to include the author, post #, and text, PLUS the address of the thread it's in, so I can find the darn thing.
 

It should look like this random post from the Humor Group.


Response to TheMadMonk (Original post)

Mon Dec 12, 2011, 03:24 PM

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3. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None. They just blame the Democrats for having blown the bulb.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/119860
 


Thanks for your kicks and recs (ahem!) so that the word gets out.


Warmest regards for my DU brethren,

Krispos42

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100210672

 :rotf: Holy crap. Is that what they call "humor over there? The POS primitive is a real card, but he better not quit his day job wahtever the hell other hobbies he has. He won't make it in standup. Though, I would like to see who wins these awards, and what material they presented that get them the blue ribbon.  :-)
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 11:33:07 PM »
To be fair, Dems HAVE been known to blow a bulb or two.
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 11:51:44 PM »
As a group, liberals have NO sense of humor.
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 04:22:31 AM »
Lame
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 04:34:13 AM »
How many liberals does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

18,000.

400 Dims in Congress to outlaw the bulb.
5,000 in the EPA to close the coal mines.
5,000 more to close down the power plants.
7,599 in the media claiming it's the Republicans fault.
1 (Obama) claiming "It's All Bush's Faulttm.
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 08:00:15 AM »
Yay, more painfully bad liberal "humor". 

These awards are terrible.  No wonder they stopped writing them.
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 08:41:48 AM »
Oh Lord, DUmp "humor."  I was reminded of the fellow over there, who mainly hung out in the Loner's group.  A sad bunch.  He ventured into the Lounge one Saturday morning, and was so entertained that he left it, saying his sides were splitting, and it was just too much fun.   :mental:

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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 08:45:45 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 13, 2011, 04:34:13 AM

How many liberals does it take to turn off a lightbulb?


A majority in the House, the Senate and one DUmbass in the Whitehouse.
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 09:33:28 AM »
All their best humor is entirely unintentional, and any attempt to reward it for its comedic value would violate several rules over there, starting with 'Calling out another DUer.'

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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 09:36:41 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 13, 2011, 09:33:28 AM
All their best humor is entirely unintentional, and any attempt to reward it for its comedic value would violate several rules over there, starting with 'Calling out another DUer.'

 :rotf:

My mole got nominated for DUzies from time-to-time. I did what I could to bring humor to the humorless ****s.
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Re: A DUzy of a thread
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 03:34:58 PM »
 :lmao: Hi5 DD.
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

Quote from: Greg Gutfeld
If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

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