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Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« on: December 07, 2011, 08:00:46 PM »
Even though she's taking a well-deserved day off from her journalist responsibilities, nadin is always available to the DUmpmonkeys in emergencies:

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"He shot himself, and then he just quit breathing."
That's what my sobbing 7 year old great-niece told me tonight when I answered the call.

She said she just had to talk to somebody. How does one explain suicide to such a young child?

It was her 2nd cousin on her grandmother's side, no relation to me. But, this young man was also her Godfather. He was only 27, and left behind a wife, and two very young daughters.

I don't know the details, but please, everyone...if you know anyone whose demeanor has changed during these rough times, reach out to them. Let them know that you care. Many times, that is all a person needs to hear.

You may make more difference than you will ever realize.

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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-07-11 03:37 AM
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4. Listen and watch
she needs to vent her feelings in the way a seven year old does. Trivia, they do have a concept of death between seven and nine depending on the kid, average eight.

And yes it is important to listen to people as suicide does go up.

Oh and yes at times you can explain it, but it is very hard to do. Hell, the issue you need to watch for is guilt developing and the eternal question, could I have stopped it. If (or rather when) she says that... time to explain to her that there is nothing she could do, and that chiefly she has no guilt over it.

(I hated suicide calls for that reason)

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 08:08:31 PM »
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Trivia, they do have a concept of death between seven and nine depending on the kid, average eight.
Holy Shit! She's right! 8 does come between 7 and 9
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 08:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on December 07, 2011, 08:08:31 PM
Holy Shit! She's right! 8 does come between 7 and 9
Well, we knew she was a nuclear physicist, so mathematical skill is sort of a given.
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 09:16:45 PM »
Oh now, this is ridiculous.

The yenta promised us she'd take a day off.

I was looking forward to a yenta-free day.

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 09:25:11 PM »
nadin knows everything. Nadin knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Other people go to college. With nadin it's different. Colleges come to her.

nadin knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. She even knows why a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Chuck Norris had given some thought into round house kicking some of these enemy weapon facilities into oblivion. nadin educated him on the spread of radiation and its dire impact on the milk supply. In essence, nadin did what many others have tried: she stopped Chuck Norris.

Nadin knows who wrote the book of love. Nadin even knows who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp AND who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 10:02:43 PM »
How many people take the final exit just to avoid having to listen to the know-it-all nutcase Nadin in their life go on and on every minute of every day telling them something expert thing about every possible subject?

I wouldn't take the chance, though, 'cause what if it was like in A Scanner Darkly and you have a Nadin monster reciting your sins to you every minute of every day for an eternity?

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 01:55:06 AM »
Does she work on a grief counseling hotline or something?

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 05:53:54 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on December 08, 2011, 01:55:06 AM
Does she work on a grief counseling hotline or something?

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 07:22:01 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on December 07, 2011, 08:08:31 PM
Holy Shit! She's right! 8 does come between 7 and 9

My dogs are wondering why I'm practically on the floor with laughter!
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 07:29:27 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 07, 2011, 09:25:11 PM
nadin knows everything. Nadin knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Other people go to college. With nadin it's different. Colleges come to her.

nadin knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. She even knows why a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Chuck Norris had given some thought into round house kicking some of these enemy weapon facilities into oblivion. nadin educated him on the spread of radiation and its dire impact on the milk supply. In essence, nadin did what many others have tried: she stopped Chuck Norris.

Nadin knows who wrote the book of love. Nadin even knows who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp AND who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

"Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand."....I guess I'll have to ask Nadin. :-)

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 08:35:52 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 07, 2011, 09:25:11 PM
nadin knows everything. Nadin knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Other people go to college. With nadin it's different. Colleges come to her.

nadin knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. She even knows why a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Chuck Norris had given some thought into round house kicking some of these enemy weapon facilities into oblivion. nadin educated him on the spread of radiation and its dire impact on the milk supply. In essence, nadin did what many others have tried: she stopped Chuck Norris.

Nadin knows who wrote the book of love. Nadin even knows who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp AND who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

H5 for the brilliant analysis  :)
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2011, 10:26:53 AM »
Any of y'all own a set of Encyclopedia Nadin or know the correct net address for nadinpedia?
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2011, 09:20:37 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 08, 2011, 10:26:53 AM
Any of y'all own a set of Encyclopedia Nadin or know the correct net address for nadinpedia?
I don't know the net address for nadinpedia, but if you were to check the library the Encyclopedia Nadin would probably be filed in the 817 division of the dewey decimal system.
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2011, 10:24:19 PM »
Nads, deary.
Try before you buy.
You aren't qualified yet, OK.
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 07:48:45 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on December 08, 2011, 09:20:37 PM
I don't know the net address for nadinpedia, but if you were to check the library the Encyclopedia Nadin would probably be filed in the 817 division of the dewey decimal system.

I guess I could google nadinpedia. I have forgotten what I once knew of the dewy decimal system, so is 817 the fiction section?
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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 02:15:48 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 09, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
I guess I could google nadinpedia. I have forgotten what I once knew of the dewy decimal system, so is 817 the fiction section?

I bet we could easily put together a Nadictionary of her colloquialisms.

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Re: Nutcase nadin - Suicide Counselor And Child Psychologist
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2011, 02:54:03 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 09, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
I guess I could google nadinpedia. I have forgotten what I once knew of the dewy decimal system, so is 817 the fiction section?

According to wikipedia 817  "satire & humor" under the "American literature in English" section.

I realize that she basically speaks/types in nadinese instead of English, but they don't have a nadinese section. Plus, I think that nadinese, though difficult to understand, is sort of a derivative (if that's the proper word) of English
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