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Offline Chris_

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Police looking for woman who slammed raccoon against City Hall
« on: December 04, 2011, 11:26:27 AM »
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Police looking for woman who slammed raccoon against City Hall

Burlington police have released a description of a woman they say slammed a dead raccoon against the doors of City Hall two weeks ago.

The raccoon incident took place around 10:15 a.m. on the Church Street side of the building.
Burlington Free Press

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Re: Police looking for woman who slammed raccoon against City Hall
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2011, 07:58:07 PM »
ya know its a pretty slow day when the precinct hunts down people assaulting a building with a dead mammal.
jes sayin'

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Re: Police looking for woman who slammed raccoon against City Hall
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 04:17:24 AM »
Probably a transplanted Masshole or someone from Noo Yawk Sittee.
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Re: Police looking for woman who slammed raccoon against City Hall
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 06:46:18 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  I want video!






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Re: Police looking for woman who slammed raccoon against City Hall
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 06:56:35 AM »
Burlington Free Press

Are we missing any DUmmies from the Burlington area this weekend?

Pfft.  It's Vermont.  They got overrun by the flatlanders and moonbats (but I repeat myself) years ago.
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