Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed)

[FreeBorn]

Tough tough tough but here we go~

First of all my hat is off to franksolich for enduring the massive undertaking of sifting through the legions of loonies on the island and paring it all down to the most deserving cretins for our scrutiny. Sheesh! Talk about picking up a turd by the clean end, this sordid task is worthy of having its own entire  episode on "Dirty Jobs".
 


WILLIE: Stinky the Clown for being the E-pity-me of self aggrandizement at the expense of all others.

NEWBIE: MiddleFingerMom. Much like Stinky, she thinks an awful lot of herself.

BROKEN ELBOW: nadinebrzezinski. Crusty Unmitigated Nagging Troll that she is.

GOLDEN BOUNCY: nadinbrzezenski. No contest. Like a bad fart in a crowded elevator, she just won't go away.
 
TOP DUMMIES OF 2011:

nadinbrzezinski
$kimmer
Taverner
Stinky the Clown
Whore With No Brain
OMG Steve
ThomWV
Cali
The Straight Story
W8liftinglady

[Tucker]

MiddleFingerMom is a he. 

Glad to see W8liftinglady reappear.

[FreeBorn]

MiddleFingerMom is a he. 

Glad to see W8liftinglady reappear.

Coulda fooled me! Gotta be a Kalifornican. Like, fer sure. Totally.

[franksolich]

.....my hat is off to franksolich for enduring the massive undertaking of sifting through the legions of loonies on the island and paring it all down to the most deserving cretins for our scrutiny. Sheesh! Talk about picking up a turd by the clean end.....

I always considered my humble task to be for the Good of Humanity, sir; to illuminate decent and civilized people everywhere about the rectal apertures in our midst.

[Tucker]

Coulda fooled me! Gotta be a Kalifornican. Like, fer sure. Totally.

Phoenix, AZ.

[zeitgeist]

Willie:

CaliforniaPeggy  X

Newbie:

fire_walk_with_me  X


Broken Elbow:

Stinky the Clown  X


Golden Bouncy:

snoutport         X

Top Ten:

cali  X
cbayer X
kpete X
mike_c X
Mineral Man (#19 top DUmmie) X
nadinbrzezinski (#17 top DUmmie) X
NNN0LHI  X
Omaha Steve  X
Sarah Ibarruri X
Sub Atomic X

I think both MM an Nads put in the extra effort this year to improve their standings. 

[LC EFA]

For the Golden Bong  award : Nadin

For the Newbie : Fire_walk_with_me

For the Willie : Stinky.

For the Broken Elbow : Nadin

DU Top 10 :

defendandprotect
Dain
progressiveinaction
The Administrative Triumvirate (Group Award)
Sarah Ibarruri
Nadin
MineralMan
Sub Atomic
The Straight Story
Wee Willie Washout.
 

[Crazy Horse]

nadin
Thomwv
proud2belib
Beth

[miskie]

My votes are as follows :

Willie - Omaha Steve : His campaign is setting in place a massive embarrassment to DU - as people who wouldn't know or care about Skin's island suddenly become interested in it as good, decent & civilized people use DU to point out who OS really is..

Newbie - Sub Atomic : His posts are like listening to the Village People's 'In The Navy' over and over again - with lots of extra rage thrown in. He may be a mole - but even if he isn't, his sub is quickly reaching Crush Depth at DU.. Damn it, now that song is stuck in my head.. Time to put on my construction worker outfit and hit the disco..  

Broken Elbow - the not quite dead yet bobbolink : no poster at skins island has the talent to make any post about his/her one pet issue like her. I hope the award makes its way to bobbolink as a broken PCV valve elbow from a junkyard Buick.. Sloppily glued to a piece of cardboard, and spray-painted paint-huffer silver.

Golden Bouncy - nadinbrzezinski - well, there is not any of them bouncies she sieves up that arent altered or totally fabricated from hole cloth. Yes, it could be conintrelpro who is responsible - or mabye the radioactive 1% milk's fault..

Top Ten Primitives :

Atman - the perfect example of a 1%er pretending to be 'po, and fighting Da Man. but since he is a primitive, he gets a pass. Where's my hand carved bust of The Impeached One, bitch ?

bobbolink - I suspect that DU3 will spell the end of Bobbolink - her pet cause is annoying to many, and I am certain that anti-bobbo primitives will send nearly every post of hers to jury.

cbayer - Oh Noes !!!11!!! what's cbayer the thread slayer to do ??? DU3 has ended you. Bitch.

Eferrari - lol. or at least that's what she would write in response to this nomination, or any slam against her favorite South American dictators. lol indeed...

mike_c - one day..when this dude passes away... I believe they are going to find there are limits to how enamored one can be with insects.. And that he has broken most of them.

nadinbrzezinski - well, I gotta hand it to Nads - NOBODY has had more carrers than she has. and them offers keep coming - you go girlfirend !

progressiveinaction - progressive inaction is a perfect mole name. I nominate this primitive for that alone.

Raven - PittMomma needs a new life. Watching her grown son's activity on a messageboard is lame at best, oppressive at worst. Insert lyrics to Pink Floyd's 'Mother' here....

Stinky the Clown - So angry. SO very Angry. Also does a great job advertising conservativecave.

Tavener - Christian Jew Athiests Unite !!!


well, thier you have it, all them nominations from me. Now I have lots of things to read to get better educated fist.

[Mr Mannn]

Willie - cali. She got herself fired with her own words. She deserves something.

Newbie - Sub Atomic...the flaming gay who flamed out.

Broken Elbow - nadinbrzezinski...no one can grate nerves like nadin

Golden Bouncy -nadinbrzezinski...sorry to the nadin haters, but the submarine captain and canned milk still tops it all for me
 

Top DUmmies
1) cali...for getting herself fired in a most spectacular way! I laughed until my smile muscles hurt.
2) nadinbrzezinski...nobody likes a know-it-all who can't spell
3) Stinky the Clown...for bringing the mob's training and experience to DU
4) Sub Atomic...who inserted his flaming gayness where it wasn't wanted
5) Omaha Steve....LIARS!
6) Tavener...the drugie who wants money for nuthin, and the chicks for free
7) Skinner, EarlG, Elad...for turning the trainwreck of DU into an even MORE unworkable mess in DU3
8) bobbolink...for running herself over in her own buick
9) DainBramaged...for living up to his name
10) William Pitt...sympathy vote

[notaDUmmie]

DOTY votes:

cali - I read through the entire thread from July where she got herself fired, and I was laughing so hard, my husband thought I was hitting the sauce.

W8liftinglady - there is something to be said for consistency...I *know* when I see a thread title that starts off with "Does anyone have research on xxxxx for a LTTE that I'm writing?", the author will be W8liftinglady

William Pitt - loving how he fancies himself a great writer, yet every screed deteriorates into a profanity-laced rant against the people that pay for this country (the 53%)

nadinbrzezinski - ah nads, you've been saying for years now that the revolution is coming...sad...but even sadder, you believe that OWS is it.

Omaha Steve - his slavish dedication to unionized thugs will no doubt provide a fascinating backdrop to his campaign for public office.

NNN0LHI - I just love how he, along with Romulox constantly throw digs at Anne for driving a foreign car and not supporting their union while she pleads for support of her union.

iverglas - indicative of Canadians that want the U.S. to follow the same stupid path that Canada has gone down with regards to medicine and guns.

bobbolink - the epitome of liberal do nothing...while claiming to be homeless, she wants to dictate what type of housing she receives...no sharing for her...whe wants her own place, for free, along with everything else she needs to survive.  Let her stay in the Buick.

Proud2BlibKansan - a teacher?  I weep for  the future.

SidDithers - consistenly cracks me up.

[DefiantSix]

For the Willie:
911 forum

For the n00bie:
snoutport

For the Broken Elbow:
demtenjeep

For the Golden Bouncy:
Horse With no Name

And, For Top DUmmy:
DainBramaged
grasswire
Larry R. Burks
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
Proud2BlibKansan
Sarah Ibarruri
Sub Atomic
Tavener
William Pitt

And may God have mercy on their souls.

[Ballygrl]

You people are really disappointing me, hardly any votes for Sarah (she has to be a mole) Ibuprofen!

[BattleHymn]

You people are really disappointing me, hardly any votes for Sarah (she has to be a mole) Ibuprofen!

I cast one of my DOTY votes in her direction.  Certainly not Top DUmmie material (yet), but I think she deserves more votes, too.  Maybe you need to kick your electioneering up a notch. 

[chitownchica]

By the way, you're doing well, I hope.

I've oftentimes thought about taking a poll among members here, to learn if anyone else besides you and I ever suffered a broken elbow.  Not a fracture or anything, but a total complete breakage.

If any other decent and civilized person has, there's no doubt in this mind he or she bore it with a great deal of fortitude and stoicism, whining a great deal less than a primitive would with an ingrown nasal hair.

Yes. I broke my elbow when I was in kindergarten. Broke that sucker clean in half by falling from the top of a backyard swingset.  Good times.

[Tucker]

You people are really disappointing me, hardly any votes for Sarah (she has to be a mole) Ibuprofen!

In what category?

[franksolich]

You people are really disappointing me, hardly any votes for Sarah (she has to be a mole) Ibuprofen!

Well, one can't tell how it's all going to come out just from this thread.

Remember, some vote privately, via e-mail to Mr. Wiggum, and there's another voting thread over at our old home.

At the moment, I'm guessing you-know-who is leading for the number one spot, but not in the landslide I'd expected, or feared, or dreaded, or whatever.

[Ballygrl]

I cast one of my DOTY votes in her direction.  Certainly not Top DUmmie material (yet), but I think she deserves more votes, too.  Maybe you need to kick your electioneering up a notch. 

Awwwwww, Thank You BH!

In what category?

For the DOTY.

Well, one can't tell how it's all going to come out just from this thread.

Remember, some vote privately, via e-mail to Mr. Wiggum, and there's another voting thread over at our old home.

At the moment, I'm guessing you-know-who is leading for the number one spot, but not in the landslide I'd expected, or feared, or dreaded, or whatever.

Well that's good, she just totally hogged the spotlight and she should've held back to give others a chance. Do we have to start affirmative actioning the candidates?

[franksolich]

Well that's good, she just totally hogged the spotlight and she should've held back to give others a chance. Do we have to start affirmative actioning the candidates?

Actually, that's what I've been trying to do--please notice, madam, franksolich has posted very little, if at all, about the yenta, giving me more time to accentuate other candidates.

I've pretty much written the yenta's award--although I dunno if for Top DUmmie, DUmmie #02, or DUmmie #03; we'll see--but it has a lot of bad words, in Yiddish, so as to not offend the sensibilities of decent and civilized people.

[Ballygrl]

Actually, that's what I've been trying to do--please notice, madam, franksolich has posted very little, if at all, about the yenta, giving me more time to accentuate other candidates.

I've pretty much written the yenta's award--although I dunno if for Top DUmmie, DUmmie #02, or DUmmie #03; we'll see--but it has a lot of bad words, in Yiddish, so as to not offend the sensibilities of decent and civilized people.

I noticed that you haven't been promoting her and it's appreciated.

[Minky]

I don't know any of the players here, but I did read extensively the rantings of dear Sarah thanks to the campaigning of BG. Good stuff!

I am going to support my friend, BG, and offer one vote this year and nothing more.

DOTY: Sarah Iburrari

Next year I will fill in a full and complete ballot based on my own personal knowledge of the players. This year I'm trusting BG.

[GOBUCKS]

Well, Sarah Imaboobi really didn't stand a chance. She's Top Ten material maybe, but no real competition for nadin. If Imaboobi had pursued her boyfriend storyline all the way through proposal, marriage, domestic violence, Kardashianesque divorce, and reconciliation, it could not have matched even one of nutcase nadin's numerous "End Of The World As We Know It" apocalypses.

Remember, with nutcase nadin, you not only get the preposterous impending calamity, you also get the arrogant condescension AND the hilarious nadinese language.

It's less filling, and it tastes great!

[franksolich]

This year I'm trusting BG.

You might want to change that, madam.

Ballygrl's promoting crazy Sarah for the golden bong award, not the top primitive.

It's pretty much a "given" that crazy Sarah's going to end up in the top primitives anyway, so if convenient for you, change your vote to that for the golden bong--although you're perfectly free to keep your vote for crazy Sarah for top primitive, too.

We don't want to confuse the vote-counter, Mr. Wiggum, as he has enough hassles anyway, with no time to try to decipher the "intent" of a voter.

That all being said, Ballygrl's a good person, a wonderful person, a delightful person, to trust.

[Ballygrl]

I don't know any of the players here, but I did read extensively the rantings of dear Sarah thanks to the campaigning of BG. Good stuff!

I am going to support my friend, BG, and offer one vote this year and nothing more.

DOTY: Sarah Iburrari

Next year I will fill in a full and complete ballot based on my own personal knowledge of the players. This year I'm trusting BG.

Thank You Minky! I actually think Sarah's a mole so I find her amusing.

[Ballygrl]

You might want to change that, madam.

Ballygrl's promoting crazy Sarah for the golden bong award, not the top primitive.

It's pretty much a "given" that crazy Sarah's going to end up in the top primitives anyway, so if convenient for you, change your vote to that for the golden bong--although you're perfectly free to keep your vote for crazy Sarah for top primitive, too.

We don't want to confuse the vote-counter, Mr. Wiggum, as he has enough hassles anyway, with no time to try to decipher the "intent" of a voter.

That all being said, Ballygrl's a good person, a wonderful person, a delightful person, to trust.

OMG! I think she should be the DOTY LOL.