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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #150 on: December 09, 2011, 07:18:05 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on December 09, 2011, 06:56:25 AM

Ahhhh, so TSS is one of those DUmmies who was taken advantage of by the dastardly credit card companies and millionaires and billionaires.  Poor guy.  He must not know how to read those agreements he signs. 

I got the impression, the first time I encountered the straight story primitive, that he got his idea of hotel rates in mid-Manhattan from 1930s editions of Time magazine; you know, $3 a night standard room, $8 a night two-room suites, 25-cent luncheon specials, and the right to refuse service.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #151 on: December 09, 2011, 07:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on December 09, 2011, 06:56:25 AM

Ahhhh, so TSS is one of those DUmmies who was taken advantage of by the dastardly credit card companies and millionaires and billionaires.  Poor guy.  He must not know how to read those agreements he signs. 

He was also taken advantage of by his ex wife. As soon as his money ran out, so did she.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #152 on: December 09, 2011, 07:26:14 AM »
Oh Trav, what a tough road you're on!   :bawl:  Hope every day gets a little better. 


TSS:  That sly begging shtick is a hoot.  I myself am quite averse, allergic, to any sort of begging.  I couldn't even sell Girl Scout cookies very well.  So to see it come from him is cringe-worthy and entertaining at the same time.   This year's performance was just not quite up to snuff, however.  Better luck to TSS in 2012.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #153 on: December 09, 2011, 07:29:38 AM »
Hokay--I've got some time to sit down and do this.  There may be some explanations; there may not be.

Willie:  Stinky The Clown  (Oh--Stinky-- :bird: )

Newbie:  SubAtomic  He hates everybody--including other gays, it would seem.

Broken Elbow:  Bobbolink  No comment.

Golden Bouncy:  Nadin!  I had to put her somewhere, as I, too, am boycotting her.  I don't want to be the voter that puts her in the Top 10. :banghead: :o

Now, the Top 10 Dummies:

Taverner--Personally, I hope he gets the Top One.

Horse With No Brain Name

EFerrari

Omaha Steve--This way, he'll win something.

Larry R. Burks--A loon's loon.

NNN0LHI--Maybe this'll piss him off even more! :-) O-)

Sarah Ibarruri--Hopefully, this will put her over the edge so she can make another mistake--getting rid of her Republican boyfriend, so he can go find a hot conservative chick to appreciate him.

grasswire--How 'bout that pie shop?

DainBramaged--Just because I needed another, and I was boycotting Nadin.

Skinner, EarlG, Elad--Two of those three are going to be unemployed soon!  And they don't even know!
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #154 on: December 09, 2011, 09:45:04 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on December 09, 2011, 06:53:33 AM
My career as a Victoria's Secret model has also come to an end because of this latest incident as well.
Those catalogs come here, about three of them per week, it seems.

I have once in a while paged through them, so as to keep current on trends and tipping points in women's fashion.

It's very important to stay current.

Anyway, I examine these catalogs with great attention to detail.

I honestly could not tell you if the models have elbows, or, for that matter, arms.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #155 on: December 09, 2011, 09:49:32 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 09, 2011, 09:45:04 AM
Those catalogs come here, about three of them per week, it seems.

I have once in a while paged through them, so as to keep current on trends and tipping points in women's fashion.

It's very important to stay current.

Anyway, I examine these catalogs with great attention to detail.

I honestly could not tell you if the models have elbows, or, for that matter, arms.


What got me fired from that modeling job is the fact that my right elbow doesn't have full range of motion so I am not able to use my hands to do that push-up maneuver to make my boobies have that squished look that you men like so much. 

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #156 on: December 09, 2011, 10:20:10 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on December 09, 2011, 09:49:32 AM

What got me fired from that modeling job is the fact that my right elbow doesn't have full range of motion so I am not able to use my hands to do that push-up maneuver to make my boobies have that squished look that you men like so much. 

 :naughty:

And then there are those of us that look at the push-up, squished look as nothing more than the appetizer for the uncovered and naturally free "look" which, incidentally, is my personal favorite.

 :-)

Natural, of course, has nothing to do with range of motion.

 O-)
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #157 on: December 09, 2011, 10:34:34 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 09, 2011, 10:20:10 AM
And then there are those of us that look at the push-up, squished look as nothing more than the appetizer for the uncovered and naturally free "look" which, incidentally, is my personal favorite.

 :-)

Natural, of course, has nothing to do with range of motion.

 O-)

That sounds like moonbat fahion.

Sagging to their knees by age 30. We all know it wasn't childbirth that dropped em.
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Re: Horse with no brain pandering for DOTY votes with Walmart bouncy
« Reply #158 on: December 09, 2011, 10:54:40 AM »
If there were a death (TS- not real life) pool for DUmmies for 2012, madmom would surely be on it. She's closer to the cemetery than the WV mountain man.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #159 on: December 09, 2011, 11:06:35 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 09, 2011, 10:34:34 AM
That sounds like moonbat fahion.

Nope, that is the final outcome of appetizer underthings when two are behind closed doors.

Not unshaven, unbathed, and unbra-ed womyn flopping around in public.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #160 on: December 09, 2011, 11:19:43 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 09, 2011, 11:06:35 AM
Nope, that is the final outcome of appetizer underthings when two are behind closed doors.

Not unshaven, unbathed, and unbra-ed womyn flopping around in public.

my first image was of some women's libber and a burning bra.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #161 on: December 09, 2011, 11:59:09 AM »
Man, did this thread ever get off track fast!
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #162 on: December 09, 2011, 12:09:50 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 09, 2011, 11:59:09 AM
Man, did this thread ever get off track fast!

Well, I'll put it back on track.

For the golden bong award, the best bouncies ever told, I'm torn between the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, the late "Wiley50," and Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, "Horse With no Name."

I always found crazy Sarah pretty boring, and so ignored her tales, fact and fiction.

Ms. Ed is such a ****ing liar I don't feel like giving her anything but the Top DUmmie award, if she can ever win it.

For the golden bong then, I'm casting my vote for the late Wiley50.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #163 on: December 09, 2011, 12:18:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 09, 2011, 11:59:09 AM
Man, did this thread ever get off track fast!

I blame Bush!

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #164 on: December 09, 2011, 12:22:11 PM »
Golden Bong-wise, I truly wish the hopelessly unemployable alcoholic Pitt would have saved today's effort for January 1, so as to be eligible for a 2012 Bong. As an unnominated write-in, he hasn't a chance this year, but has nevertheless delivered himself of a monumental bouncy tale:

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I have, since these wars began, spent countless hours at countless bars with countless service members from every branch, with their arms slung around my shoulder, well-met in their ever-temporary homecoming, ....
blah, blah, blah
These troops and I would get nice and drunk, more often than not, and they would spend the later hours of the evening leaning into me to whisper the horrors they had seen and done into my ear.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2453307
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #165 on: December 09, 2011, 01:27:48 PM »
I'm not changing my votes because that's far too much trouble for those tabulating them, but since NutcaseNadin's washing machine thread of today I feel she is the most likely to be the poster child for not only Primitivism, but liberalism as a whole.

I was feeling kind of sorry for the DUmmies who suffer the condescension, education, correction and elitism that Know-It-All serves up to them daily.  Sort of an underdog thing I guess.  Poor downtrodden DUmmies being further trodden upon by Know-It-All-Nadin. 

I now must admit how wrong I've been to boycott her for DOTY.  I also have to regret the teeny, tiny bit of compassion I felt for the idiots who let her walk all over them.  Lesson learned.

If the Google Queen walks away with a win in every category it's no more than she deserves and no less than the other DUmmies deserve for either not trying harder or standing up to their forum bully.

Let the ever thinning pate of NutcaseNadin shine forth as an example of what Skins Island and liberalism does to the mind and the soul!
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #166 on: December 09, 2011, 02:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on December 09, 2011, 09:49:32 AM

What got me fired from that modeling job is the fact that my right elbow doesn't have full range of motion so I am not able to use my hands to do that push-up maneuver to make my boobies have that squished look that you men like so much. 

 :naughty:

Actually, it's not a hand thing, though you'd probably need elbow strength because you do use your upper arms. It's easy...you can impress your friends, even those of us who've gotten a little squishy from nursing a baby or two or more and if you've got boulders you're gonna need support from a little more than your arms. Put your arms at your side then push your upper arms in towards your boobs. Instant cleavage! But of course one can't walk around like that all day. However, for those of us with working elbows you can bend your arms up and grab your collar on each side like the fashion models do. Looks perfectly natural...feels stupid.

Cindie   :whistling:
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #167 on: December 09, 2011, 07:47:41 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 04, 2011, 09:30:39 AM
For the Willie, the award given the DUmmie who’s done the most, throughout this year and past years, to enhance the reputation and good name of democraticunderground (i.e., a primitive who made Skins’s island look good, real good):

VOTE FOR ONE:

911 forum
Alan Grayson
Andy Stephenson
atheist forum
cali
CaliforniaPeggy
Eferrari
hippywife
Israel/Palestinian forum
lonestarnot
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
ProudDad
Raven
Redstone
sabrina 1
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
spooked911
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Taverner
underground panther
warpy

No other choice for me - has to be nadin...along with her pre-OWS ability to foresee the upheaval and destruction of American society as we know it, she has single handedly kept OWS going with her keen insights and first hand (well, through Twitter and streaming video, at least) observations of the I'm-a-dirty-hippie-and-no-one-will-hire-me-but-that's-ok-because-I-don't-want-to-work-anyway movement.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #168 on: December 09, 2011, 07:50:15 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 04, 2011, 09:31:42 AM
For the newbie, the award given a DUmmie who hasn’t ever heretofore been noticed by decent and civilized people; a new face, or at least a mug that’s been around for a while, but hasn’t ever been in any of the Top DUmmie awards past years:

VOTE FOR ONE:

coalition_unwilling
farleftfist
fire_walk_with_me
iverglas
malaise
MiddleFingerMom
snoutport
socialist_in_TN
Sub Atomic
white_wolf

Has to be fire_walk_with_me...it seems that whenever I notice a particularly stupid thread title, fire_walk_with_me is the author.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #169 on: December 09, 2011, 07:51:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 04, 2011, 09:32:55 AM
For the broken elbow, the award given the DUmmie who’s most grated on one, gotten on one’s nerves, by his or her constant whining, complaining, moaning, bitching, carrying on:

VOTE FOR ONE:

bobbolink
Cyrano
demtenjeep
Firebrand Gary
Horse With no Name
mopinko
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
PCIntern
snoutport
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Systematic Chaos
The Straight Story
ThomWV
WCGreen

bobbolink, hands down.  Seriously, I can't think of anyone that whines as much as Bobo the Hobo.  Every thread she enters turns into a "oh, poor me" thread.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #170 on: December 09, 2011, 07:53:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 04, 2011, 09:34:05 AM
For the golden bouncy, the award given the DUmmie who wrote the most entertaining, the least credible bouncy, or bouncies, during this past year, 2011:

VOTE FOR ONE:

11bravo
Dreamer Tatum
Horse With no Name
nadinbrzezinski
PCIntern
rsmith6621
Sarah Ibarruri
snoutport
Sub Atomic
Twix Voy
underground panther
wiley50

Hors With No Name...I think that says it all.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #171 on: December 09, 2011, 09:23:46 PM »
Newbie = Snoutport.  I kind of feel bad about voting for this fag since he is no longer posting at the DUmp, but he was damn entertaining while he was there.

Golden Bong = Sarah Ibuprophen and her rethug boyfriend bouncy.

Broken Elbow = Omaha Steve.  C'mon the guy cries when he goes to Starbucks and can't find a unionized coffee-fetcher to take his order.  There is no bigger whiner out there.

DOTY = nadin.  I was honestly hoping that another DUmbass would step up and give me a reason not to vote for nadin, but it hasn't happened.  IMO she is the obvious winner.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #172 on: December 10, 2011, 08:34:15 AM »
There are still plenty of people whp have not voted. If you're undecided on your number 10 vote for DOTY, give W8liftinglady some consideration. She is most deserving.

If she makes it into the top 20, there is a special tribute awaiting her.

Thanks, Tucker
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #173 on: December 10, 2011, 08:36:00 AM »
Oops, and a reminder to folks.

Top DUmmie, or DUmmie of the Year, is not limited to one choice; one has ten votes.

Many here have voted for one Top DUmmie, not using their other nine votes.

Please use those votes if you want, as remember, last year there were a lot of close-run races.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #174 on: December 10, 2011, 09:15:38 AM »
Ok here's my vote.  Thanks for the reminder Frank.

Willie --- Cali (I mean, getting fired for insulting your employer on a "democrat" website)
Newbie--Sub Atomic (new on the scene, but came in with a bang)
Broken Elbow -- Horse with no name (for obvious reasons)
Golden Bouncy -- Sarah Iburruri (She seems to have more "encounters" than anyone else besides TiT)

My Top 10
EFerrari
Atman
Mike C
Sub Atomic
Skinner, Elad, Earl G (I swear these guys are the greatest moles around using capitalism to control the communists)
Omaha Steve
Bobbolink
Sarah Iburrui
Nadinbrzzziznkki
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