Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed)

[franksolich]

Damn, damn, damn.

Because the yenta lied about giving us a break yesterday, but then didn't, I wanted to change one of my votes for top primitive to her.....but my original list of ten is too good, too solid, to change, and so I'm sticking with it.

I'll get my revenge on the yenta for lying to us, when I write her award, whatever her award's going to be (it's going to be one of them, I just don't know which one).

[BlueStateSaint]

I am still boycotting her.

[franksolich]

I am still boycotting her.

Well, whereas I'd planned on giving the yenta my usual treatment when writing the award, now I'm planning on giving her the unusual treatment.  That pisses me off, the way she lied like that, promising to stay away for a day, giving us a break.

[Aristotelian]

For the Willie
cali - there's something extra special about a DUmmy who drags innocent bystanders in to see the true horrors of the DUmp, when it's to such an extent that the DUmmy gets wallduded it shows such great self-sacrifice which should not go unrewarded.

For the newbie
SubAtomic - a small flash in the pan really, but burned with such intensity of hatred to all...when even teh gheys want one of their own kicking out it's really something.

For the broken elbow
Stinky the Clown

For the golden bouncy
underground panther - ***** is now being vindicated. I gave serious thought to SarahI., but like others can't class her bile ridden rants about a kind and patient man as being a bouncy.

For the DUmmy of the Year
cali - as above
cbayer - wielding his trusty sword of death to any offending threads
nadinbrzezinski - is there nothing that nadin doesn't know?
Omaha Steve
Sarah Ibarruri - when a whiney attention seeking thread results in a DUmmy being called an abuser by other DUmmies...
Skinner, EarlG, Elad - these poor hard-working money grubbers deserve some recognition for giving the DUmmies somewhere to play
Taverner - the unemployed striking socialist who'll smoke/inject anything, before posing as a feminist to try and get some
W8liftinglady

[Chris_]

For the broken elbow
Stinky the Clown

If there's an award he deserved, it's that one.

[wasp69]

I am casting my votes as thus:

The Willie

Taverner - If there was anyone who represented "the island" better than a lazy, stupid, arrogant, self righteous, do-nothing, drug using, all around leech on society, I have yet to see them.


Newbie

Sub Atomic - While this particular flamer managed to burn brighter than his own balloon knot as viewed with an IR camera after a post fag pride day party in San Francisco for an all too brief period of time, it was a furious and entertaining time.  Too bad he didn't survive swallowing the granite sword to see the results of his actions.


Broken Elbow

Cyrano - For being the whiniest bitch in a den of whiny bitches.


Golden Bouncy

Dreamer Tatum - The grocery store bouncy with the subsequent beatdown was one of the greatest moments I have ever witnessed in DUmp history.


Top DUmbass of 2011

nadinbrzezinski
Atman
cali
Tavener
Sub Atomic
iverglas
kentuck
Sarah Ibarruri
Omaha Steve
ThomWV


Personally, I hope nadinbrzezinski takes it running away this year.  When everyone else thought she was going to burn out back in March and April, she surprised many by pouring on the stupid and picking up speed.  Never have I witnessed such a display of mentally deranged focus, maniacally misguided energy, and pure insanity combined with a sublime refining of hatred for all things decent and civilized in my entire life. 

That's saying something - I have raised (and am still raising) teen-aged boys.

Nadin, you have impressed me deeply with your being switched on all year.  Go, nads!

[franksolich]

Nadin, you have impressed me deeply with your being switched on all year.  Go, nads!

It seems almost a supernatural force, the yenta's passionate energy.

[NHSparky]

It seems almost a supernatural force, the yenta's passionate energy.

Or just a bad case of gas.  Meh.

[Tucker]

An open message to all voting members.

I'm abandoning my push to get Redstone crowned the Willie Winner. I'm focusing on getting W8liftinglady to fininsh somewhere in the top twenty. If you're undecided on your number 10 vote for DOTY, give her some consideration. She will need about 5 more votes to make the top twenty.

United for a worthy cause,
Tucker

[franksolich]

I'm abandoning my push to get Redstone crowned the Willie Winner.

Oh now, don't do that, not when you're on the verge of winning that one, sir.

I'm focusing on getting W8liftinglady to finish somewhere in the top twenty. If you're undecided on your number 10 vote for DOTY, give her some consideration.

franksolich wishes to add that the w8liftinglady is another case of a primitive who's been around for a long time, but usually outshone by flashier louder primitives, but she's surely accumulated enough points over the years to finally get the honor of being a top primitive.

[Revolution]

Well, whereas I'd planned on giving the yenta my usual treatment when writing the award, now I'm planning on giving her the unusual treatment.  That pisses me off, the way she lied like that, promising to stay away for a day, giving us a break.

Never trust a DUmmie, sir. You know this better than most. Honestly, I'm astonished it slipped your mind.

[Tucker]

Oh now, don't do that, not when you're on the verge of winning that one, sir.

You're right. No need to as they're up for awards in different categories.

[franksolich]

Never trust a DUmmie, sir. You know this better than most. Honestly, I'm astonished it slipped your mind.

Well, just so you know, Revolution, sir, franksolich has never given a primitive unusual treatment.

Never.

Why use an atomic bomb when a BB pellet will work just as well?

<<has only ever used BB pellets on primitives.

<<gearing up to be sure, uh, something bigger than that is ready to go.

I'm tired enough of Ms. Ed's constant compulsive lying; there's no need for the yenta to compete with the unappellated eohippus in that category.

The yenta promised us a yenta-free day yesterday, and didn't deliver.

I'm pissed like you can't believe.

[Revolution]

Well then we must pull out all the stops, musn't we?







































































 

[franksolich]

Well then we must pull out all the stops, mustn't we?

Remember, the deal is NOT the yenta's overbearingness all these past twelve months.

The deal is that she lied, and didn't give us, as promised, a nadin-free day.

That's what pisses me off.  Royally.

[GOBUCKS]

It's beyond my comprehension how anyone can think "Top DUmmy" without immediately thinking "nutcase nadin".

She is so far beyond any of the other candidates, it's like she's in a different dimension.

Just think, seventy-eight thousand DUmp posts! Seventy-eight thousand! And probably a third of them during the past twelve months of
apocalypse after apocalypse.

Compared to nadin, TiT and IanDB could run a mental health clinic. With Warpy as a receptionist. And Taverner as a staff counselor.

[delilahmused]

But you'd nominated him for the broken elbow award, madam, where he's at on the ballot, not for the golden bong.

Ah, okay, blonde moment from a redhead! Still, they're so interchangeable sometimes. I'm happy with my choices though. Firebrand  only had one really good bouncy.  Corporate profits are talked about all the time after all. This one just happened to take place in a grocery line. Still, I really wish one would have had a cop. They've forgotten all about their importance in a good story.

Cindie

[ChuckJ]

My votes are in.

Willie:
nadinbrzezinski

Newbie:
malaise

Broken Elbow:
nadinbrzezinski

Golden Bouncy:
PCIntern

Top DUmmie of 2011:
nadinbrzezinski
Stinky the Clown
Horse with no Name
Sarah Ibarruri
Taverner
Atman
Omaha Steve
The Straight Story
Eferrari
Proud2BlibKansan

[franksolich]

You know, sir, Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, my evil twin, has been my perennial favorite for years, ever since he showed up at our old home under the guise of another primitive, the "TexasToast" primitive.  

There were some questions about the identity of this "TexasToast," many thinking it was the real thing from Skins's island, but several alarms went off in this head.  Whoever it was, wasn't doing a credible masqueradement of the real TexasToast.

With his constant references to women's underwear and women's personal sanitary products, I at first suspected he might be Marc Rich, a former women's fashion photographer, and the Bostonian Drunkard's then-boss at that truther site, but for whatever reasons, subconsciously, I wasn't comfortable with that.

It took a while to connect the dots.

Pedro Picasso still has hissy fits about that.

He forgot that franksolich, when we were separated at birth, not only got both sets of brains, but also the whole repertoire of acting skills, leaving him none.

[Traveshamockery]

Having an award co-named for my yearlong predicament is an honor and I must thank my parents, my husband, my son, and the academy for this honor.  It has also been a predicament deciding who to vote for, for this prestigious award.  

One week after having surgery to remove some of the metal from my original broken elbow, I was taken back to surgery after my incision burst at the seams and spewed forth a beach-towel's worth of serosanguinous fluid, and while under the influence of Versed, Valium and an appetizer of Propofol, the winner came to me.  

The Broken Elbow Award:
The Straight Story.  Even though he has not been as clearly vocal this past year about his various and sundry complaints for himself, his daughter, and his ex-wife, his past rants and obvious attempts at milking money from the other DUmmies are one for the ages.  From shooting innocent kittens and being subjected to living in his fundie father's basement, TSS is the ultimate chronic complainer.  He appears to save up his whining and passive aggressive modes for getting money from other DUmmies for Christmastime so he may still score big points after the votes for this award are due.  

Oh, and since I had an IV during every one of my surgeries filled with various chemicals, does that mean I, too, was receiving chemotherapy just like demtenjeep (aka Greenbrier, aka Pam Dawson)?  I think so.  

[franksolich]

The Straight Story.

My introduction to the straight story primitive was circa the autumn of 2004, when he took the wife, the child, and himself to New York City, a fistful of credit cards in hand.

They stayed at a moderately-expensive hotel in mid-town Manhattan.

He maxed out all those credit cards in a hurry.  He was surprised at how expensive New York City was, and brought the family back to Ohio, utterly broke.....right in time for Christmas, and no money to buy the child something from Santa Claus.

I don't recall if the straight story primitive begged for funds from the primitives at that time, or if another primitive at that campfire suggested he do that.

[franksolich]

By the way, you're doing well, I hope.

I've oftentimes thought about taking a poll among members here, to learn if anyone else besides you and I ever suffered a broken elbow.  Not a fracture or anything, but a total complete breakage.

If any other decent and civilized person has, there's no doubt in this mind he or she bore it with a great deal of fortitude and stoicism, whining a great deal less than a primitive would with an ingrown nasal hair.

[Traveshamockery]

Now, for the remainder of my votes:

The Willie:
Nadin

Newbie:
Snoutport

Golden Bouncy:
DreamerTatum


Top Ten DUmmies:
Stinky the Clown
Proud2BLibKansas
Sarah Ibarruri
Undergroundpanther
MineralMan
Horse With No Name
Cali
Taverner
Atman
Bobbolink

[Traveshamockery]

I am doing well this morning.  I went back to the doctor yesterday and he said the incision is healing well but there is still some more of that yucky serosanginous fluid present, though not as much as earlier this week, and I must keep my right arm quite inactive and held with a compression wrap for the next week to make sure the incision doesn't fail once again.  Those who know me know this is quite difficult for me as that means no cooking or cleaning. My career as a Victoria's Secret model has also come to an end because of this latest incident as well.  

[Traveshamockery]

My introduction to the straight story primitive was circa the autumn of 2004, when he took the wife, the child, and himself to New York City, a fistful of credit cards in hand.

They stayed at a moderately-expensive hotel in mid-town Manhattan.

He maxed out all those credit cards in a hurry.  He was surprised at how expensive New York City was, and brought the family back to Ohio, utterly broke.....right in time for Christmas, and no money to buy the child something from Santa Claus.

I don't recall if the straight story primitive begged for funds from the primitives at that time, or if another primitive at that campfire suggested he do that.

Ahhhh, so TSS is one of those DUmmies who was taken advantage of by the dastardly credit card companies and millionaires and billionaires.  Poor guy.  He must not know how to read those agreements he signs.