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Offline FreeBorn

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Kris Kringle, Republican
« on: December 02, 2011, 10:00:03 PM »
Note to lurking DUmmies~

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to OWS

He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is coming to OWS

He sees you when you're peeing
On the cop car by the park
He knows you've got a trust fund
And a 1%er mom & pop

Santa Claus is coming to OWS

He's got no use for loafers
Or hippies who hate God
He doesn't like the whining
Of shiftless commie mobs

Santa Claus is coming to OWS

So just a heads up, Libtards. Kris Kringle (R- Alaska) isn't on board with the revolution and you aren't getting shit for Christmas this year once the cold (and the police) has driven you back to your parent's basements in suburbia for the winter.

Oh wait... why yes, yes you are actually




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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 10:07:32 PM »
Well played  :-)  H5
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Offline sybilll

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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 11:47:51 PM »
Well done.  H5   :clap:
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Offline Dblhaul

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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 11:57:06 PM »
Like.  H5
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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 12:05:02 AM »
:hi5: worthy!  :II:
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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 07:33:44 AM »
Hi5!

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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 12:06:13 PM »
I give that one two EFerraris!



LOL  LOL
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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 12:14:30 PM »
Good one!

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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 12:23:25 PM »
A Hi 5+ ...... :lmao:
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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 12:42:52 PM »
I am passing that one around.
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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 02:48:26 PM »
Santa DUmping a load of goodies for DUmmies.
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Offline Mike B the Cajun

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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 08:30:59 AM »
^5 for the cartoon.   :cheersmate:

 BS for the cleanup requierd to remove milk and biscuit bits from monitor.   :hammer:
 
A spew alert would be nice...    :whistling:
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Re: Kris Kringle, Republican
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 04:30:30 AM »
LOL, well done!
The only thing I would have improved was maybe inserting a line or two into the song about how violent they are.
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