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Offline Ptarmigan

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Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« on: December 02, 2011, 06:52:56 PM »
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-15985424

Rabbits have no respect for the dead. More proof that God hates sodomite bunnies. The Bible has multiple passages of God hating rabbits and paying for their sins.
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 07:07:19 PM »
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 09:33:02 PM »
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 09:32:48 AM »
The only thing that will control Satan's minions (rabbits) is a wood chipper set on full throttle!!!!!!!! :bird:
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 02:54:47 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 03, 2011, 09:32:48 AM
The only thing that will control Satan's minions (rabbits) is a wood chipper set on full throttle!!!!!!!! :bird:

All filthy sodomite bunnies must face God's angry wrath!
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 03:54:32 PM »
Bunnies are very cute.

They taste good too.
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM »
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 08:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...
Hi-5.
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 08:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:   :popcorn:  :hi5:
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 10:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 10:27:23 PM »
Bunnies are cute.

Bunnies are quick.

Bunnies like to run.

See the cute bunnies run and bring a cold beer.

I likes me some bunnies.

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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 10:30:00 PM »
Even a ptarmigan would appreciate those bunnies.
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 10:47:46 PM »
Yup. They are mighty cute at that age, aren't they?

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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2011, 03:54:31 AM »
Ferrets are natural thieves, who is going to controll the Ferrets at that cemetery??

Wow are they asking for trouble, what can go wrong, OH about 4 dozen things I can think of off the top of my head.
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 02:06:09 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 04, 2011, 03:54:31 AM
Ferrets are natural thieves, who is going to controll the Ferrets at that cemetery??

Wow are they asking for trouble, what can go wrong, OH about 4 dozen things I can think of off the top of my head.

Geez!  Leave it to the idiot politicians (but I repeat myself) to think that their fellow weasels would be capable of doing anything productive! Stupid ****ers could screw up a rock fight.

Just hire this guy:


Problem solved.
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 02:45:21 PM »
Why can't you hear bunny rabbits having sex?
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 02:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 05, 2011, 02:45:21 PM
Why can't you hear bunny rabbits having sex?

Cotton balls?
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Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
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