It sounds like she is implying she's another hot conservative lady.
This wouldn't be true. I live in Kansas. Even the ugliest of women get drinks bought for them at a bar. Have you been here? If you have boobs, you can drink. For free.
I'm no looker, gents. I'm just a plain Jane, Kansas girl with a warm smile and a sense of humor. Sorry to disappoint!
Wait! There's such a thing as a hot Conservative woman? Please explain. I thought we were all tobacco chewin', hillbilly Christians.