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Offline Aristotelian

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« on: December 01, 2011, 10:58:08 AM »
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Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them getting off scot-free 
I built scar tissue up around that thought but sometimes the realization erupts into my mind at the oddest times.

Stepped out the door into early morning darkness with a cigarette and a cup of yesterday's coffee. As I lit up, a thought uncoiled and slithered out of nowhere to reminded me: "Bush got away with it all. He got away with everything. Rumsfeld, Powell, Rove. All of them. With everything."[/i]

"With everything."

Does that sound right to you? I rolled it around in my head and it sounded right to me.

"With everything."

I was seized with disgust and for just a second I thought of splashing out the remainder of my coffee into a nearby bush and pretending it was Dubya's face.

Decided not to. Maybe it's the price of coffee or maybe the realization that it wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww - the poor wickle DUmmy really thought that the Messias would send Pres. Bush to The Hague.

Impotence must feel really bad for you, Poll_Blind.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 11:01:31 AM »
As much as I admired and appreciated both Bush41 and Bush43, they've never once been among my first thoughts in the morning.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 11:03:03 AM »
Hell I'd like to get away with everything, but my wife would kill me.
















WTF do these tards think he "got away with"?    
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 11:16:49 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 01, 2011, 11:03:03 AM
Hell I'd like to get away with everything, but my wife would kill me.
















WTF do these tards think he "got away with"?    

The "crimes" they would never actually spell out.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 11:19:45 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 01, 2011, 11:03:03 AM
Hell I'd like to get away with everything, but my wife would kill me.


WTF do these tards think he "got away with"?    

Everything....just everything.....everything....

It's the only answer you're going to get.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 11:20:37 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 01, 2011, 11:03:03 AM
WTF do these tards think he "got away with"?   

A load of stuff that the Messias is still getting away with...
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 12:00:38 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 01, 2011, 11:01:31 AM
As much as I admired and appreciated both Bush41 and Bush43, they've never once been among my first thoughts in the morning.

There have been times that I woke up thinking about bush.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 12:17:58 PM »
Well.  Whereas GOBUCKS' little joke was subtly crafted, almost clean enough for ones grandmother, Thundley just let us have it right there.   :lmao:

To Poll_blind:   :loser:  Explore some other interests.  Also, make a new pot of coffee.  That should occupy you. 
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 12:30:08 PM »
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Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them getting off scot-free
I built scar tissue up around that thought but sometimes the realization erupts into my mind at the oddest times.

Stepped out the door into early morning darkness with a cigarette and a cup of yesterday's coffee. As I lit up, a thought uncoiled and slithered out of nowhere to reminded me: "Bush got away with it all. He got away with everything. Rumsfeld, Powell, Rove. All of them. With everything."[/i]

"With everything."

Does that sound right to you? I rolled it around in my head and it sounded right to me.

"With everything."

I was seized with disgust and for just a second I thought of splashing out the remainder of my coffee into a nearby bush and pretending it was Dubya's face.

Decided not to. Maybe it's the price of coffee or maybe the realization that it wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference.

PB


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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 01:39:06 PM »
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As I lit up, a thought uncoiled and slithered out of nowhere...

Yes, your "mind" is a nowhere; an empty vacuum.  We already knew that as you tell us all the time.

But how is this uncoiled and slithering "thought" of yours, or of any of your fellow primitives for that matter, any different than all the other stupid "thoughts" you have on a daily basis?

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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 01:41:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 01, 2011, 11:01:31 AM
As much as I admired and appreciated both Bush41 and Bush43, they've never once been among my first thoughts in the morning.

I thought most men thought of Bush first thing in the morning?   :fuelfire:
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 01:47:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 01, 2011, 12:00:38 PM
There have been times that I woke up thinking about bush.

I see what you did there.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2011, 02:12:35 PM »
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Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them getting off scot-free 
I built scar tissue up around that thought but sometimes the realization erupts into my mind at the oddest times.

Stepped out the door into early morning darkness with a cigarette and a cup of yesterday's coffee. As I lit up, a thought uncoiled and slithered out of nowhere to reminded me: "Bush got away with it all. He got away with everything. Rumsfeld, Powell, Rove. All of them. With everything,"

I hope you cried.

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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2011, 03:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 01, 2011, 01:41:47 PM
I thought most men thought of Bush first thing in the morning?   :fuelfire:

Personally, I prerfer shaved bare . . .
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 06:51:55 PM »
I find that someone thinking about Bush and Cheney first thing in the morning is pretty weird. I wonder if he woke up with a woody?
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2011, 07:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on December 01, 2011, 10:58:08 AM
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww - the poor wickle DUmmy really thought that the Messias would send Pres. Bush to The Hague.

Impotence must feel really bad for you, Poll_Blind.

I see that Rove set the Thought Planting Machine to "taunt" mode today.  Magnificent bastard.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2011, 07:12:41 PM »
One time, back around Thanksgiving 2003, I had a dream I was part of President Bush's Secret Service detail. We were attacked by some kind of laser weapon and I literally (within the dream) threw the President into his plane, which wasn't AF1 but a smaller commuter plane of some sort.

Some other agents pulled the President all the way into the plane and out of the danger zone while I pulled my weapon, fired some shots got on the plane and told the pilot to go.

Then I sat next to a beautiful black woman who smiled at me until her head turned into a crystal skull made of smoky quartz.

That morning, I woke up thinking of President Bush.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2011, 10:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Bodadh on December 01, 2011, 01:47:28 PM
I see what you did there.


Mee too.   :naughty:
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2011, 07:16:59 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on December 01, 2011, 07:12:41 PM
One time, back around Thanksgiving 2003, I had a dream I was part of President Bush's Secret Service detail. We were attacked by some kind of laser weapon and I literally (within the dream) threw the President into his plane, which wasn't AF1 but a smaller commuter plane of some sort.

Some other agents pulled the President all the way into the plane and out of the danger zone while I pulled my weapon, fired some shots got on the plane and told the pilot to go.

Then I sat next to a beautiful black woman who smiled at me until her head turned into a crystal skull made of smoky quartz.

That morning, I woke up thinking of President Bush.


Funny thing, I also awoke having a dream that Cain was going to keep in the running.   Rolled over to find Hubby having a dream about Wood[row] Willson, what a relief, had he been dreaming of Jimmy Carter his man hood would have become a Peanut.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2011, 08:41:31 AM »
My first thought when I awoke this morning was...OMG...Obama is still president. :-)
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2011, 08:41:31 AM
My first thought when I awoke this morning was...OMG...Obama is still president. :-)
Wow, guess I'm weird...my first thought this morning was, "Stupid  :censored: cat!!!!"  She was on my feet again.   :-)
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2011, 12:36:38 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 03, 2011, 11:36:39 AM
Wow, guess I'm weird...my first thought this morning was, "Stupid  :censored: cat!!!!"  She was on my feet again.   :-)

Actually, my first thought every morning is, "I hope the bathroom isn't tied up". Obama and the damn demicrats come much later.
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2011, 12:01:11 AM »
Dayum! I must be completely dysfunctional in the morning. The only thing I think about is "I gotta piss" and "I NEED COFFEE!!!!!"

Now a morning woody sometimes gets in the way of the former, but nothing gets in the way of the latter!!

I'm seriously thinking about putting the coffee machine in the bathroom.

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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2011, 11:01:56 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on December 04, 2011, 12:01:11 AM
Dayum! I must be completely dysfunctional in the morning. The only thing I think about is "I gotta piss" and "I NEED COFFEE!!!!!"

Now a morning woody sometimes gets in the way of the former, but nothing gets in the way of the latter!!

I'm seriously thinking about putting the coffee machine in the bathroom.

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Actually, it looks like the DUmmy is just really slow in the morning...he didn't have his FIRST thought until after he had a cup of coffee...took that long to get the abused gray matter to kick over and start.   :rofl:
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Re: Weird first thought of the morning about Bush and Rummy and the rest of them get
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2011, 07:44:43 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 03, 2011, 07:16:59 AM

Funny thing, I also awoke having a dream that Cain was going to keep in the running.   Rolled over to find Hubby having a dream about Wood[row] Willson, what a relief, had he been dreaming of Jimmy Carter his man hood would have become a Peanut.

Um what was he doing that led you to believe he was HAVING a dream about Woodrow Wilson?   :naughty:
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