There will be no nativity scene in Washington this year....because the Muslims might be offended
It's not a religious deal. They can't find three wise men....well, Bonnie Fwank is leaving so at least there's a chance of finding one next year.
The search for a virgin continues....Ted Kennedy is dead and Bill Clinton doesn't visit often so the outlook is improving.
There are, however, enough asses to fill several stables....Moochcelle's ass taking up so many created the problem.