Well, just in case it ain't B.S., I hope someone stole the wheels off the BUICK. Denver is known as the Mile High City and therefore it's down hill to most any place she wants to roll the BUICK.
The only Buick she could live in would be a used Hearse. Roomy, big enough to stretch out in, curtins to pull at night and few cops will ticket a Hearse parked anywhere.
Think of the advantages, a used Hearse will be kept in pristine condition, cannot have a flat tire or motor run out of oil in a procession to the cemetery. Remove the casket rails and put in a small matterise, passenger seat and floor boards have room for personal items.
There may be advantages --taxes, registering a Hearse in some states. One has to pay to register and drive most anything, campers and vans cost more then a regular auto. What is the charge to register a Hearse??
Inspection and regular tune ups at local auto shops will be free or very cut rate, no one wants to stiff what they believe is the undertaker.
She can move at will state to state, even thumb their nose at the speed limit a bit. Perfect Buick to buy used, heck, perfect party van for College kids to buy.
Just a thought on what kind of Buick one can live in and the benefits to do so.