I got a chuckle out of this:
Monitoring is not a bad idea.....
nadin apparently knows this is one of the three main functions of the DUmpster.
The primary function of the DUmpster is to provide comedy. The secondary function of the DUmpster is doing anthropological research.
The third most-important function of the DUmpster, third but still very important, is "quality control," testing the primitives to see if they're what they say they are; if they're as good and decent and civilized and smart and unselfish as they advertise themselves to be.
It's sort of like quality control in a factory, someone being sure the products are up to snuff.
Or better yet, the DUmpster is the FDA (Food & Drug Administration) of the primitives.
Given that the primitives seem to be in favor of constant governmental regulation, surely the primitives have no problems being checked themselves, to see if they're as they advertise themselves to be.