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Offline CG6468

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She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« on: November 29, 2011, 10:24:51 AM »
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Tatt-poo for cheating
Artist inks excrement on wayward lover's back

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A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.

Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Geez. Picky, picky, picky............

Some people are NEVER satisfied
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 10:37:29 AM »
that's some stinky inky.
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 10:42:22 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 29, 2011, 10:37:29 AM
that's some stinky inky.

More and more of these wackos are coming out of the woodpile.
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 10:46:50 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on November 29, 2011, 10:42:22 AM
More and more of these wackos are coming out of the woodpile.

It's the sort of thing that The Sun specializes in. She screws around on the tat guy, then signs a consent form, gets drunk with him, passes out, and wonders why she's got a pile of shit tattooed on her back.   :loser: 

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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 10:49:11 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 29, 2011, 10:46:50 AM
It's the sort of thing that The Sun specializes in. She screws around on the tat guy, then signs a consent form, gets drunk with him, passes out, and wonders why she's got a pile of shit tattooed on her back.   :loser: 

I don't doubt that a bit, but my statement also includes the baby killers, the child molesters, the wacko "suicide" killers, the wife beaters, etc.
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 11:01:26 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on November 29, 2011, 10:49:11 AM
I don't doubt that a bit, but my statement also includes the baby killers, the child molesters, the wacko "suicide" killers, the wife beaters, etc.

Yup, they're all there in their glory.
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 02:42:32 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 03:53:53 PM »
Well, I doubt she'll be doing it doggie-style for awhile....serves her right... :lmao:
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Re: She Doesn't Want to Be His Little Poo
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2011, 03:58:49 AM »
Stupid if the court awards her anything but the cost to have a real artest turn that poo into a rose.
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