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Offline Gina

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Gay softballers
« on: November 29, 2011, 06:59:12 AM »
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 08:44:28 AM »
I guess they swished their way to victory, huh?
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 08:46:32 AM »
It's pretty damn bad when the gay's  discriminate against people for being straight.  A little hypocritical eh?
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 08:49:47 AM »
Quote from: Gina on November 29, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
It's pretty damn bad when the gay's  discriminate against people for being straight.  A little hypocritical eh?

No sense in breaking with their tradition.
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 11:29:26 AM »
Still one of the funniest Kids in the Hall sketches ever.

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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 02:00:49 PM »
I guess it's better than Soft Gayballers............
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 02:07:55 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 29, 2011, 02:00:49 PM
I guess it's better than Soft Gayballers............
Can't you people let Barney Frank retire in peace?
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 02:12:40 PM »
Hi5   :rofl:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2011, 05:48:53 PM »
a gay team spiked with straight ringers. and they won. I guess that means that a straight guy is better than a gay guy any day.

In the flamer league, its not so much about the sport as it is with the locker room afterwards. The straight guys probably raised suspicions by not using the locker rooms at all. Probably made a beeline for their trucks (straights don't drive a Prius), and getting away before the gays on the other team could get their phone numbers ("But wait, I want to buy you a drink while you're still sweaty!").

The straights probably did a lot of things to raise suspicion, like not being bitchy or catty. Not needing a psychiatrist. Never showing up on shopping night, or the bi-annual dropped soap festival. and no one could ever recall seeing the straights at any of the bath houses.

Probably just being self reliant types with no mental problems was enough to raise suspicions.
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2011, 08:47:09 PM »
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 07:34:12 AM »
Shouldn't it be straight reamers?   :whistling:
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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 09:57:25 AM »
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a gay team spiked with straight ringers. and they won. I guess that means that a straight guy is better than a gay guy any day.



No limp wrists would be my guess.   
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Gay softballers
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 03:00:06 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on November 29, 2011, 08:47:09 PM
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