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Offline Eupher

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Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« on: November 26, 2011, 12:23:32 PM »
Anybody up for a piercing or two?

This is just plain sick.



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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2011, 02:22:57 PM »
I'd like to slap him in the face with a very large magnet and watch the results.
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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2011, 03:02:19 PM »
Just lower one of those junkyard electromagnets over him and flip the switch to "ON."
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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2011, 05:06:54 PM »
Looks like he went fishing with a case of expanding bait and somehow managed to drop it in the tackle box instead of over the side of the boat after he pulled the pin out.

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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2011, 05:49:05 PM »
What I find horrendous about this is these people willingly mutilate themselves in this way(looks like he has some scarification as well as some odd modification that makes his smile look like the joker's) when there are other people with burns and other disfigurement through no fault of their own who would like nothing more then to have that blank canvas that they have mutilated. I used to like tattoos myself at one point. When I got psoriasis, I just couldn't see adding ink to my body when I wanted so badly to do away with a 'modification' that was in my genes. I couldn't see purposely marking my skin when I wanted natural modifications to go away.

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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2011, 07:13:00 PM »
Well, at least he isn't totally worthless....scrap metal is bring 10 to 12 cent a lb..
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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2011, 07:37:22 PM »
Well he might as well ruin his looks like this.
Hate to say but he looks fugly even without his 'modifications."

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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 08:17:11 AM »
He's got a regular gig, I think as some sort of engineer (read about it in a related article -- not the OP's link), working at Deutsche Telekom in Münster.

What's he gonna do when it's time to get an MRI? His ass will be sucking buttermilk on that one -- SOL.
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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 10:09:17 AM »
What Occupy is he from?
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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 11:53:43 AM »
What Occupy is he from?

No Lib will deny a person has a right to do with their body as they wish, abortion, up to to this interesting man.

So I want to see the below waist do dads he had on his genitals.

Prince Albert comes to mind, what fun.

 You know how some woman have everyone from Grandpa to to their Aunt Nellie all around a birthing bed, cousin Leroy taking videos of the event. These are normal people, so what with the people that march to their own drum er?

A Prince Albert needs the same thing,  a circle of family and friends around the bed, Videos ,naturally as he gets pierced.    A great film for family reunions.

So what next can he get pierced, a ring around the balls, really make those suckers stand out. Interesting, and oh so seductive. 

The face with all the metal is interesting, an expression of who they are, and then one has to ask, just who the hell they are.

I have nothing against piercing, my own ears are pierced, some pierce their eyebrows, lips ,nose ,and tongue.

So what, let them go crazy with all the piercings, their body they can do as they wish.

However when I worked people would come in as temps and have face piercings.  They could not work around food and were told to remove them.    We watched as people tried to remove their face jewelery and could not  in the 2 minutes given them.   

Were we mean and spitefull to watch as people needing jobs could not remove them in time, some of these people needing a job darn near tore the piercings out of their face.  Were we awful to laugh at the people with all these piercings had to leave a job site as they could not remove the stuff they placed on their face???

First if one wants to pierce their face, they need to get a college education or have a good size trust fund. then go on to become a multimillionaire and become a recluse.


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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2011, 05:26:54 AM »


He best stay well away from these.

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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2011, 06:08:44 AM »


So I want to see the below waist do dads he had on his genitals.

Prince Albert comes to mind, what fun.

 

And then he'll have to squat to pee.....just about right for a DUmmie male.
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Re: Dortmund man named world's most pierced
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2011, 06:33:06 AM »
And then he'll have to squat to pee.....just about right for a DUmmie male.

Now this I had forgotten, a split stream, one going right one going left.    Must make on heck of a mess, should be interesting if they have an accident and end up in the hospital.  My heart goes out to the nurse that has to figure a way to insert a catheter. 

Then the arguments in the Staff of who gets to change the tubing of a man with one of those Albert's, --Why does it take 15 nurses from all over the hospital standing just looking to minister to him????

This is one thing that woman do not see every day, may even draw in the old lady mopping the floors, and the family visiting the patient in the next bed.