DUmmy Version Of Bragging Rights
"I hate this country."
"I hate this country, too."
"I hate it more, though."
"Sheeya, I really hate it."
"Not as much as I hate it."
"Maybe not, but I've been hating it longer."
"Longer doesn't count. It's how much you hate it.
"Oh, so you're the self-appointed judge of which hate is best? My hate is just as good as your hate."
"No, you're drawing a false equivalence. Intensity of hate is better than duration of hate."
"Well I was hating it before you were born, so that counts for something."
"That was old white hippy hate. Mine is the new paradigm - young multi-ethnic gender-blind hate. It's a more intense and pure hate, in keeping with the progressive nature of the movement."
"Sometimes traditional hate is better, though. Your hate has been affected subliminally by corporate Madison Avenue messages. It's pre-packaged, non-organic hate. In fact, if you look closely, you can see Monsanto's trademark on it. See it right there?"
"That's a damnable lie! I'll stack my America-hating credentials up against yours any day, Sparky!"
"**** you, pseudo-hater! You...you...you...STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!"
"KISS MY ASS! I saw your thread about enjoying those fireworks on the 4th! Here's the link! Your hate sucks!"
"I hate your hate! It represents everything I hate about America! Read Howard Zinn!"
"Screw Howard Zinn and America! I hate you!"
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