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Offline Mr Mannn

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Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« on: November 21, 2011, 05:50:23 PM »
I know y'all are having an orgasmic reaction to the occupiers...BUT.

The New York Wall Street group that has deposited $500,000 in a bank. They've had that much for a month now, and they STILL are unable to find the means to rent a few porta potties.

Now come on. Do you really expect a nation to follow economic advice from people who poop in the streets?

Now you guys can respond any number of ways. Just say you heard it on the radio or in an email. BUT POST THE QUESTION AT DU and respond...or are you cowards?
--This IS a direct challenge to the lurkers at DU. If a DUer can silence a conservative with just a few words, NOW is the time.

You cannot blame it on infiltrating provocateurs...all the US knows about this now. The liberals at my office are disgusted by the filthy habits on display by your heroes.

Martin Luther King led a massive march on Washington..but they did not poop in the streets.
Farrakhan led a million man march as well...it was never known for pooping in public.
You guys finally get the spotlight, and like monkeys you start flinging poop. Are you even MEN?
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Offline franksolich

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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 05:52:50 PM »
They're primitives, sir.

Primitives can't help being themselves, any more than a new puppy can't help soiling the carpet.
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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 06:04:42 PM »
Do you have any idea how long it would take to a general assembly consensus to agree to that expenditure?

It took them over three hours to debate buying coffee out of that account.  Is it fair trade coffee, is it from a corporation, what about cups?  Disposable? Recycled?

Could you image how many months it would take for a "CHEMICAL' toilet?  Just think how unfair it is that some evil capitalist would be making money off their shit!  :rofl:
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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 06:08:28 PM »
And to top it off, OWS hasn't incorporated as a non-profit organization. Every dime of that money is taxable. The IRS can swoop in and tax it at any time.
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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 06:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2011, 06:08:28 PM
And to top it off, OWS hasn't incorporated as a non-profit organization. Every dime of that money is taxable. The IRS can swoop in and tax it at any time.
Great point, Sir. Karma is such a bitch.
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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 06:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2011, 06:08:28 PM
And to top it off, OWS hasn't incorporated as a non-profit organization. Every dime of that money is taxable. The IRS can swoop in and tax it at any time.

Turns out that Alliance for Global Justice (AFGJ) is providing them a non-profit status (and taking a cut of the donations).
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2011, 06:38:01 PM »
Ah, those dirty Capitalists! The bank gets profits earned from a $500,000 account, and the Alliance for Global Justice gets a cut for their service fee. And those poor shitters can't get a porta-potty.

Makes ya wonder what they use for toilet paper; one, two, or three fingers? What happens to the used condoms and tampons? No wonder the Obamavilles are being declared health and sanitation hazards.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2011, 06:51:13 PM »
And let's not forget they have a Deloitte accountant with their money, staying at the W at $700 per night.

Yeah, this won't end badly.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 06:56:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 21, 2011, 05:52:50 PM
They're primitives, sir.

Primitives can't help being themselves, any more than a new puppy can't help soiling the carpet.

I hadn't thought of it until you posted the above coach, but the occupy movement is a living example of your old saying of wiggle-waggling their armpits.

By the way, did I get the saying correct?
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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 04:08:02 AM »
Quote from: marv on November 21, 2011, 06:38:01 PM
Makes ya wonder what they use for toilet paper; one, two, or three fingers? What happens to the used condoms and tampons?

You answered your first question . . . with the second. :puke:
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Re: Hey DUmmies! Heres one for ya.
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 08:52:35 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 21, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
And let's not forget they have a Deloitte accountant with their money, staying at the W at $700 per night.

Yeah, this won't end badly.

Oh, the recriminations and denunciations at the wind-down are going to be truly epic entertainment, like the AndyScamdal on mega-steroids!

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