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Offline Bodadh

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Cops Summoned To Florida Elementary School After Girl Kisses Boy In Phys Ed Class

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A sheriff’s deputy was dispatched last week to a Florida elementary school after a girl kissed a boy during a physical education class.
 
School brass actually reported the impromptu buss as a possible sex crime, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.
 
The assistant principal of Orange River Elementary School called in the cops after a teacher spotted the smooch Wednesday at the Fort Myers school. In fact, Margaret Ann Haring, 56, initially called child welfare officials, who directed her to contact the sheriff, according to a report.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cops-called-for-school-kiss-657831


The girl must have been a real ugmo if the cops get called.
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It's from Flori-duh. Truly a weird state. :wtf2:  :mental:
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Ah, more "zero tolerance" at work.  Teacher was probably jealous the kid was getting more than she was.

And to think--that had these rules been in force back in my day, I'd have been labeled a sex offender.  AT THE AGE OF 6.
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Ah, more "zero tolerance" at work.  Teacher was probably jealous the kid was getting more than she was.

And to think--that had these rules been in force back in my day, I'd have been labeled a sex offender.  AT THE AGE OF 6.

Well, I wouldn't have been.........but I wanted to be.... :-)
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Ah, more "zero tolerance" at work.  Teacher was probably jealous the kid was getting more than she was.

And to think--that had these rules been in force back in my day, I'd have been labeled a sex offender.  AT THE AGE OF 6.

Why am I not surprised.   How old was the teacher that saw this violent act ????

Believe it or not something like this happend to me back in the 1960's.    I was a Freshman and a Senior boy who was a brother of my girlfriend came up to me in the school, took my books and my hand and escorted me to my next class.     Oh the horror, I was suspended as was he for one day as holding hands was frowned at.

Now I wonder today what my parents reaction would have been had I come home and told them my Gym teacher wanted me to take showers with her.  Would anyone have believed me????

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Stupid, but did anyone see the other story there - "BUSTER: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report"?  I can't even bring myself to copy any of it here.

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Stupid, but did anyone see the other story there - "BUSTER: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report"?  I can't even bring myself to copy any of it here.
It's already been posted here. :tongue:
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It's already been posted here. :tongue:

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The teacher in question who reported the incident is 56 years old. Probably jealous she wasn't getting any herself.