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Offline CG6468

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« on: November 21, 2011, 09:05:07 AM »
If a mature male turkey is called a Tom Turkey, what is an immature male turkey called?
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 09:08:29 AM »
If a mature male turkey is called a Tom Turkey, what is an immature male turkey called?
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 09:10:24 AM »
Chris?  :-)

Now THAT was foul! I'm talking about FOWL!  :rofl:
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 11:16:16 AM »
I always thought mature male turkeys were called soup. Or fricassee.  :-)
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 11:48:19 AM »
I thunk fer sure this would have been answered by now!

Does everyone buy things using COOPONS or KUEPONS? Just wonderin'...............
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 12:00:35 PM »
I thunk fer sure this would have been answered by now!

Does everyone buy things using COOPONS or KUEPONS? Just wonderin'...............

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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2011, 12:02:35 PM »
I speak Southern! :-)
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2011, 12:05:46 PM »
Gina & Dixie: So which pronunciation do youse use?
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 12:15:49 PM »
kewpons? or coopons if I am around people who say it that way.
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 12:16:53 PM »
I say CUEPONS.

Oddly enough, I remember my mother saying "COOPONS".
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 12:17:15 PM »
Chris?  :-)
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2011, 12:27:18 PM »
I say CUEPONS.

Oddly enough, I remember my mother saying "COOPONS".

It's another one of "those" words, like "tomato" or "tamahtoe."

Oh. By the way, an immature Tom turkey is called a Jake turkey.  :lmao:
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2011, 12:33:16 PM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2011, 09:02:34 PM »
COO-PONS.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 12:06:26 AM »
I thunk fer sure this would have been answered by now!

Does everyone buy things using COOPONS or KUEPONS? Just wonderin'...............

I use COOPONS.

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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2011, 06:33:29 AM »
I use COOPONS.

Why not call  male turkeys the young ones  Tampons ?  Oh yes the blond jokes of woman getting both confused.

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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2011, 08:50:41 AM »
Why not call  male turkeys the young ones  Tampons ?  Oh yes the blond jokes of woman getting both confused.

I think you're thinking of CAPONS, which are neutered roosters. I least that's what I hope you're thinking of..... :whistling:
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Re: Names
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2011, 08:50:43 AM »
jake