Author Topic: Official Nomination Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed) (Read 51635 times)

Ballygrl · « **Reply #150 on:** November 30, 2011, 08:13:02 PM »

Awesome posts Kimberly!

Ballygrl · « **Reply #151 on:** November 30, 2011, 08:17:03 PM »

That Dreamer Tatum Bouncy Story is really worthy of an award:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1329640#1329931

Karin · « **Reply #152 on:** December 01, 2011, 07:15:39 AM »

That was a classic! What's funniest is that finally after 57 posts, someone at the DUmp gets wise that it may be making fun of them.

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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-19-11 09:35 PM
Response to Original message
58. Locking.
Deemed to be a post mocking another DU post.

In violation of DU Rules.

NYC_SKP, DU Moderator

Little slow on the uptake.

franksolich · « **Reply #153 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:41:57 AM »

Memo to self: I'll probably eliminate one of the special awards for the Top DUmmies of 2012 next year, and replace it with an award for the primitive most totally an idiot.

I just gone done reading some of the lonestarnut primitive's comments, and was inspired by that.

What a total idiot.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #154 on:** December 01, 2011, 10:48:08 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 01, 2011, 09:41:57 AM

Memo to self: I'll probably eliminate one of the special awards for the Top DUmmies of 2012 next year, and replace it with an award for the primitive most totally an idiot.

I just gone done reading some of the lonestarnut primitive's comments, and was inspired by that.

What a total idiot.

And what will it be called? Some Suggestions:

"The Golden Boner"

"The Waste Of Sperm"

"The Dunce Cap"

Kimberly · « **Reply #155 on:** December 01, 2011, 06:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Ballygrl on November 30, 2011, 08:13:02 PM

Awesome posts Kimberly!

Thank you!

Carl · « **Reply #156 on:** December 01, 2011, 08:22:30 PM »

Watching the primitives campaign through the week I think Warpy deserves a nomination for the Willie.
It is hard to imagine a more vile and hateful wretch then she is.

franksolich · « **Reply #157 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:24:52 PM »

Quote from: Carl on December 01, 2011, 08:22:30 PM

Watching the primitives campaign through the week I think Warpy deserves a nomination for the Willie.

It is hard to imagine a more vile and hateful wretch then she is.

Uh huh.

It's too bad about the defrocked warped primitive, who one year reached top DUmmie number 9, when over the years surely she's deserved to attain at least top DUmmie number 5 or 4.

She's about as miserable and wretched an old bitch as Anne was last year, but I always gave the defrocked warped primitive a little less grief, because while Anne was born a femme with some messed-up insides, the defrocked warped primitive was born a femme with her father's, and not her mother's, looks and build.

It can't be fun going through life with a refrigerator-shaped physique, and some facial hairs.

franksolich · « **Reply #158 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:39:15 AM »

I'm truly disappointed.

The Taverner primitive's got only 36 hours--not much more time--to do something spectacular, so as to overtake what seems to be the current front-runner for Top DUmmie of 2011.

If Omaha Steve can make a strong surge (it's not enough, as my fellow Nebraska was further behind, but it was quite a strong surge), surely the Taverner primitive is up to the task too.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #159 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:40:17 PM »

We should have a last-minute list of nominees, to be sure good candidates haven't been overlooked.

franksolich · « **Reply #160 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:42:45 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2011, 12:40:17 PM

We should have a last-minute list of nominees, to be sure good candidates haven't been overlooked.

It'll be up sometime this afternoon, for perusal the last 30-35 hours.

I know grouchy old Don, the NNNLH0I primitive, is getting worried, but he needn't worry.

franksolich closes this thread, and franksolich'll be sure Don's on the list.

franksolich · « **Reply #161 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:48:00 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2011, 12:40:17 PM

We should have a last-minute list of nominees, to be sure good candidates haven't been overlooked.

You know, because the ballot's a mile long, I'll do this in sections that are digestable.

If one has to read a mile of names, one overlooks some.

So anyway, here are the current nominations for the golden bong award, the primitive who told the best bouncy, or bouncies, of 2011:

11bravo
cali
Dreamer Tatum
Horse With no Name
nadinbrzezinski
PCIntern
rsmith
Sarah Ibarruri
snoutport
Sub Atomic
Twix Voy
underground panther
wiley50

I'll post further sections as the day goes on.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #162 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:25:48 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 02, 2011, 12:48:00 PM

You know, because the ballot's a mile long, I'll do this in sections that are digestable.

If one has to read a mile of names, one overlooks some.

So anyway, here are the current nominations for the golden bong award, the primitive who told the best bouncy, or bouncies, of 2011:

11bravo
cali
Dreamer Tatum
Horse With no Name
nadinbrzezinski
PCIntern
rsmith
Sarah Ibarruri
snoutport
Sub Atomic
Twix Voy
underground panther
wiley50

I'll post further sections as the day goes on.

A great list. I'm still astounded by snotspout's bird funeral.

Chris_ · « **Reply #163 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:30:26 PM »

Poor wiley50. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

franksolich · « **Reply #164 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:33:37 PM »

Quote from: chris_ on December 02, 2011, 01:30:26 PM

Poor wiley50. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Yeah.

The freeloading bum the wily primitive was always one of my favorites, sitting there in the mountains and forests of Tennessee building an ark he was going to float out to sea.

But as Tucker pointed out earlier in this thread, he appears to have evaporated sometime earlier in this year, when he was planning on moving to California to live off one of his sons--the wily primitive left a long trail of infants circa the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, their mothers having to raise them while the wily primitive avoided the authorities.

Tucker · « **Reply #165 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:52:48 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2011, 01:25:48 PM

A great list. I'm still astounded by snotspout's bird funeral.

Me too.

Even though I didn't nominate him/her/?, its got my vote.

franksolich · « **Reply #166 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:03:12 PM »

Okay now, these are the current nominations for the broken elbow award, the award given the primitive who drives one nuts the most with his whining:

bobbolink
Cyrano
demjeepten
Firebrand Gary
Horse With no Name
mopinko
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
PCIntern
snoutport
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Systematic Chaos
The Straight Story
Taverner
ThomWV
WCGreen

tanstaafl · « **Reply #167 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:08:43 PM »

I want to take this opportunity to encourage everybody to remember my Golden Bong horse "The Bitter Vermontese" primitive, Cali and her wallduding episode/broken leg sagas. We're in this race together!

_{This reminder is paid for by the Friends of Cali for Golden Bong Award Committee.}

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #168 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:21:30 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 02, 2011, 02:03:12 PM

Okay now, these are the current nominations for the broken elbow award, the award given the primitive who drives one nuts the most with his whining:

demjeepten

If it's Pam, I think it's "demtenjeep".

chitownchica · « **Reply #169 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:07:09 PM »

I'd like to add Luminous Animal to the DOTY list. I wish we had a golden bitch slap award. If we did, I would nominate MADem for leaving a permanent hand print on LA's face in the thread entitled Happy Meal Ban: McDonald's Outsmarts San Francisco.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2401053

I screencapped it in all its glory the other night, just in case MADem's big FU to Luminous Animal went down the memory hole.

_______________________________________________

ETA: looks like some of the responses were deleted. I'll post the screen shots when I have a moment.

Karin · « **Reply #170 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:46:10 PM »

I just read some of that, Chitown. First of all, how can this whole group stand each other enough to form an internet board? Secondly, JackRiddler is an asshole of the first degree.

We've seen Luminous Animal before, she's a megamoonbat who only wants to say "YES! YES! YES!" to her kid. Also let the kid hang around naked San Francisco guys.

My name is Karin and I approve this nomination.

tanstaafl · « **Reply #171 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:52:28 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 02, 2011, 02:03:12 PM

Okay now, these are the current nominations for the broken elbow award, the award given the primitive who drives one nuts the most with his whining:

bobbolink
Cyrano
demjeepten
Firebrand Gary
Horse With no Name
mopinko
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
PCIntern
snoutport
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Systematic Chaos
The Straight Story
Taverner
ThomWV
WCGreen

He may not be the most prolific, nor the most profoung, whiner in all DUmmiehood, but boy, can he slip his whines in, in between his bragging about what nice things he can (and sometimes can't) afford!

franksolich · « **Reply #172 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:54:43 PM »

Okay now, here are the current nominations for the newbie award, given a primitive who's never ever been in the top twenty before, any year:

farleftfist
fire_walk_with_me
iverglas
malaise
MiddleFingerMom
snoutport
socialist_in_TN
Sub Atomic
white_wolf

franksolich · « **Reply #173 on:** December 02, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2011, 02:21:30 PM

If it's Pam, I think it's "demtenjeep".

Yeah, I messed up.

Tucker · « **Reply #174 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:03:02 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 02, 2011, 03:55:15 PM

Yeah, I messed up.

I did.

I got the order wrong. But in my own defense, getting something wrong that Pam wrote is to be expected. After all, she's a past DOTY winner. One doesn't achieve that lofty position without confusing people.

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Author Topic: Official Nomination Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed) (Read 51635 times)