primitive needs to lose 144 stone

[AllosaursRus]

Well, it sounds like he's already determined what his problem is when he said he doesn't get nowhere near enough exercise.  


My suggestion would be to not eat as much, and get off your backside.  

My advice: Get a ****in' job ya useless POS! I'm 57 soon to be 58, and it's amazing that I weigh the same as I did when I was 25! Of course havin' a real job, as in construction, would pretty much be my excuse. Man handlin' livestock will do it too! Ya ever meet a fat farmer or rancher? Even if ya have, I'll lay odds they can bend 16 penny nails with their teeth!

I rest my case!

One other thing, havin' a very active sex life will do it too! Pretty hard to make luv to a zeppelin! Amazing how one's sex libido will curb one's appetite in order to be attractive to one's partner! heheheheheheheh!

[franksolich]

.....it's amazing that I weigh the same as I did when I was 25! Of course havin' a real job, as in construction, would pretty much be my excuse. Man handlin' livestock will do it too! Ya ever meet a fat farmer or rancher?

Whoa.

You too, sir?

Actually, at my high school class reunion a couple of years ago, I was the only one out of everybody who could still fit in a pair of pants I wore when 18 years old.  And room left over, even.

And you're right; honest labor does it.

Years and years of it keeps one young.

Do you still have all your hair too, and no discoloration?

[AllosaursRus]

Whoa.

You too, sir?

Actually, at my high school class reunion a couple of years ago, I was the only one out of everybody who could still fit in a pair of pants I wore when 18 years old.  And room left over, even.

And you're right; honest labor does it.

Years and years of it keeps one young.

Do you still have all your hair too, and no discoloration?

Absolutely! I have to cut it every 2 weeks or I start lookin' like one of those ****in' hippies occupying Wall Street!

Hell Toots is loosin' more hair than I am! Her's is greyer too!

Could be because she's been married to me for damn near 39 years! I wouldn't wish that on anyone else though! She deserves me, and I her!

[BEG]

One other thing, havin' a very active sex life will do it too! Pretty hard to make luv to a zeppelin! Amazing how one's sex libido will curb one's appetite in order to be attractive to one's partner! heheheheheheheh!

hahahaha 

[AllosaursRus]

hahahaha  

Figured you ladies would like that little bit of humor!

She don't call me "Stud Muffin" for nuttin'!

[franksolich]

Absolutely! I have to cut it every 2 weeks or I start lookin' like one of those ****in' hippies occupying Wall Street!

Hell Toots is loosin' more hair than I am! Her's is greyer too!

Could be because she's been married to me for damn near 39 years! I wouldn't wish that on anyone else though! She deserves me, and I her!

I have a nephew who's 37, about twelve years younger than myself.

He'd make a good primitive, if he were into politics, which he's not.

Vegetarian, works in a coffee shop, the "art" type, the sensitive type, bicyclist, negative personality.

Denver.

He's always harping on me, because he thinks I'm stupid because I'm the way I am.

The last time I saw him, his hair was damned near gone.....but more than that, someone confused me with being a younger brother of his.

Being the way I am has some, uh, benefits.

Bah, humbug.

[miskie]

So that bowl of Cap'n Crunch Cut The Inside of Your Mouth to Ribbons with 2% milk I just ate most likely wouldn't pass with DUmmies huh?

Fixed -- For the record, I like breakfast food of all sorts - including that cereal. I just cant seem to eat it without turning the milk pink in the process.

[AllosaursRus]

I have a nephew who's 37, about twelve years younger than myself.

He'd make a good primitive, if he were into politics, which he's not.

Vegetarian, works in a coffee shop, the "art" type, the sensitive type, bicyclist, negative personality.

Denver.

He's always harping on me, because he thinks I'm stupid because I'm the way I am.

The last time I saw him, his hair was damned near gone.....but more than that, someone confused me with being a younger brother of his.

Being the way I am has some, uh, benefits.

Bah, humbug.

I have a younger brother that would fit in nicely at MoonBat central. He's as bald as a frikkin' cue ball! Must be the philosophy!

Personally I think testosterone has somethin' to do with it. Both my brothers are goin' bald and couldn't get laid to save their lives! Myself, I try not to go more than two days without, or I go thru withdrawals! Besides, Toots won't let me, nasty 'ol broad that she is! heheheheheheheh

My dad was the same way. He had a full head of hair up until his untimely demise!

[jtyangel]

Now you've confused me, madam.

I've agreed with all previous members here who indicated such is the case, one uses milk, and not cream, in tea.

Personally, it makes no difference to me; either one, whichever one is handy.

But I DO recall, when in England for three winters, everybody always served milk with tea, never cream.

My mother has no qualms using cream or rather half and half.  The 'milk' served at my grandparents home in England had a very creamy milk in it--closer to our half and half as I recall. It could have just been what comes in the bottle back then in the 70's(it was still delivered to their home). I wouldn't call the average gallon of 1% the same as the 'milk' they put in their coffee. The consistency seemed closer to half and half that I drink now, but I drink 1% normally so perhaps my perspective is skewed and it's whole milk. Still, my mother will use half and half here in the states in her tea so I'm inclined to think whole milk is more what's on the tables in England considering her preference when the 1% is sitting in the fridge. She doesn't like coffee or tea particularly 'watery'. I should ask her...like I said my perspective as a 1%er(meh;-) may skewed my perspective on what's going in the tea.

[jtyangel]

Never.

Coffee, on the other hand, usually to cover up the fact that it's been sitting for a couple hours.

Why bother if you have to cover up that fact? 

[jtyangel]

Fixed -- For the record, I like breakfast food of all sorts - including that cereal. I just cant seem to eat it without turning the milk pink in the process.

Same here...I have abrasions after eating Capt Crunch

[Chris_]

Why bother if you have to cover up that fact? 

I need my coffee.  I'll take whatever I can get.

[BEG]

Fixed -- For the record, I like breakfast food of all sorts - including that cereal. I just cant seem to eat it without turning the milk pink in the process.

ya gots ta eat it fast before the milk turns colors.

[Chris_]

ya gots ta eat it fast before the milk turns colors.

True.

I do enjoy my Frosted Flakes a little on the wet side, though.  I can pack more into the bowl and they do a better job of staying on the spoon.

[JohnnyReb]

Simplest weight loss plan I ever heard...."Eat slow, walk fast".

[jtyangel]

I need my coffee.  I'll take whatever I can get.

This makes me want to                         

[Aristotelian]

Hmmm...I have British family, all put cream/milk of one variation or another in their tea. 

Always milk and never cream.

Born and raised in England, spent my entire life living in the U.K. and the only people I've ever heard of using cream were Americans.

[seahorse513]

Always milk and never cream.

Born and raised in England, spent my entire life living in the U.K. and the only people I've ever heard of using cream were Americans.

What part?. I am from Surrey. Byfleet to be exact.40 miles sw of London.

Do you put pour the milk in first?? I do. I think the tea is better that way....and 5 cubes of sugar....
and the Victorian sponge cake.....yumba!!!
Maltesers, Flake and Rose's Cadbury!!!.....YUMBA!!!!!

[Aristotelian]

What part?. I am from Surrey. Byfleet to be exact.40 miles sw of London.

Do you put pour the milk in first?? I do. I think the tea is better that way....and 5 cubes of sugar....
and the Victorian sponge cake.....yumba!!!
Maltesers, Flake and Rose's Cadbury!!!.....YUMBA!!!!!

I'm in south Buckinghamshire - perfect location as far as I'm concerned, living in the countryside but able to get in and out of London very easily...also the most Conservative county in the country which certainly helps.

Milk in first here too, but I don't have a sweet-tooth at all so no sugar for me.

[franksolich]

Do you put pour the milk in first?? I do. I think the tea is better that way....

Yeah, I noticed you guys do that, too.  Milk before tea.

I don't care either way--milk or cream, milk before tea or tea and then milk--myself, but always thought it politic to do as the Romans do, when in Rome.  I'm sure there must be a good reason this tradition evolved, but I have no idea what it might be.

I stayed in cheap cheap cheap places the three winters I spent there, and don't remember a single bad breakfast, but I never touched the orange marmalade, dining on the toast as it was, just buttered.  The toast was usually cold, but I can accept, adapt, and move on.  Cold toast never killed anyone, and even today, if the toast is cold, I just think "Oh well," and dine on it anyway.

But orange marmalade with dust and mold on top of it, no way.