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Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« on: May 02, 2008, 05:28:52 PM »
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Oh my.

Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus; you know, I suspect she augments her $24,000 annual income as an R.N.  by being a paid poster for certain special interest groups, such as the abortion industry, and now the Cuban socialists.  It's interesting; Ms. Ed's never appeared to be interested in Cuba before, and suddenly this pops up.

One wonders how much one's paid, to be a paid poster for one group or another.

It must be okay, because with $6,000 of that $24,000 annual income deducted for health insurance, five mouths to feed, four automobiles to gas and insure, and good real-estate out in the country, Ms. Ed needs the extra job.

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Horse with no Name  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 08:11 PM
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If Cuba can make lemons out of lemonade and provide education, healthcare, AND protect its citizens from hurricanes during an embargo...then why can't WE in the United States make 10# hamburger out of 50# of filet mignon and a grinder?

Ms. Ed gets this started, and some Mika primitive, obviously on the payroll of Havana, and obviously in concert with Ms. Ed, blares forth lengthily with the triumphs of socialism under Fidel. 

This is not unknown on Skins's island, two primitives working in tandem, trying to hide that they're working in tandem; Doug's ex-wife was always the master at this.

After the Mika primitive gets done, then this:

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mvccd1000  (671 posts) Fri May-02-08 09:19 AM
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2. Amazing what you can do...
   
... when your average salary is less than $20 a month, you're not allowed to own a cell phone, not allowed to own a computer, not allowed to stay in hotels.

Seems like the Cuban people are a lot more excited about their new freedoms than they are about health care. I know the ones we picked up out of the water in '94 were willing to risk their lives to come to a country that doesn't have health care, so that must not have been their #1 concern.

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robcon  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 09:23 AM
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3. Cuban health care is like running the railroads on time was to Mussolini.
   
When a dictatorship like Cuba decides on its priorities (and freedom of expression, free elections, and producing enough food for the country are definitely not among the priorities) it can achieve one or two of those priorities.

It's not going the way the paid operative for the Cuban government wants it to go, so the Mika primitive kicks in more "facts," and the primitives fall in line:

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AlphaCentauri  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 12:14 PM
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9. we have so many freedoms but we are not free
   
we do not own our homes the mortgage company does at least for the next 40 years, that is half of the live of a human.

we can become homeless in a day going to the emergency room, we know poverty is part of our freedom.

We have to pay taxes if not we can go to jail, that is part of our freedom too.

We can't afford college education for our kids, that's going to make them free.

We can't elect our president by popular vote, thats another part of our freedom.

We have to elect our representatives on tuesday so the lower working class don't have a change to vote.

Freedom freedom freeedom...

yep! here in America we can only achieve 1 or 2 priorities what about the rest..

What does one suppose Ms. Ed gets for posting on Skins's island?

Maybe twenty bucks a shot?

Anybody know how one can get one of these jobs?
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 05:29:39 PM »
Oh, by the way.

Please notice.

"lemons out of lemonade" is Ms. Ed's original mis-statement; it's not a "funny" of franksolich's.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 05:40:19 PM »
Oh, by the way.

Please notice.

"lemons out of lemonade" is Ms. Ed's original mis-statement; it's not a "funny" of franksolich's.

No misstatement.  That's the only way the shackled and deprived people of the Communist Paradise of Cuba will ever be able to afford real lemons.  They'll have to take some cheap communist version of powdered lemonade mix and pretend.  It's all in the mind.

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 07:01:21 PM »
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then why can't WE in the United States make 10# hamburger out of 50# of filet mignon and a grinder?

Please, God, tell me that is some artifact of typefonts and she did not really say "Make ten pounds of hamburger out of fifty pounds of filet minon" like it says....

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 07:04:07 PM »

Please, God, tell me that is some artifact of typefonts and she did not really say "Make ten pounds of hamburger out of fifty pounds of filet minon" like it says....

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Oh.  My.   God.

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You know, if I was one of those special interest groups paying people to post promotional messages on web-sites, like the abortion industry or the Cuban government, I'd at least check the qualifications of the paid poster before taking him on.
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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 11:32:37 PM »
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AlphaCentauri  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 12:14 PM
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9. we have so many freedoms but we are not free

Here we go again!
   
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we do not own our homes the mortgage company does at least for the next 40 years, that is half of the live of a human.

Your home is considered an asset and an excellent investment if you didn't pay too much for it. It builds equity...make your payments on time, pay a little extra on the principle when you can, make improvements that will add to it's value and it will have been worth it. The mortgage company, unlike a rental, won't tell you you can't add another bathroom, get new carpet, or paint it orange and pink. Unless you're looking to refinance or use some of your equity for something they don't even bother to show up and inspect like owners of a rental do. It's YOURS.

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we can become homeless in a day going to the emergency room, we know poverty is part of our freedom.

No we can't. No one ever walked into an emergency room in the morning, was treated for a broken arm and walked out homeless, unless that person had already defaulted on their loan. Poverty may be "part" of our freedom (though I don't honestly think one has anything to do with the other) and so is the opportunity to lift ourselves out of poverty.

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We have to pay taxes if not we can go to jail, that is part of our freedom too.

Taxes are NOT part of our freedom. And really, social programs take the biggest chunk of our tax dollars...just WHO is responsible for the majority of those?

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We can't afford college education for our kids, that's going to make them free.

We're already free. Education and freedom are two very different things. There are community colleges everywhere. They're inexpensive and the quality of the education is as good as any 4 year college, you may not get a degree in astrophysics but there are plenty of 2 year programs that can lead to a fine and satisfying career that adequately pays the bills.  You can use that equity in your home (provided you didn't lose it when you went to the emergency room for a sore throat last week) to pay for college. You can instill in your child from the beginning a good work ethic that opens the door to many scholarship opportunities. And college isn't the only route to a successful life. Not everyone wants to major in Russian Literature. Military service, apprenticeships, etc. can be avenues to great careers.

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We can't elect our president by popular vote, thats another part of our freedom.

Well, I guess this is one thing we have in common with Cuba then, because they can't either. As someone from a small state, I appreciate the way our founders set things up. New York and L.A. are hardly the backbone of the nation, their "wants and needs" shouldn't overshadow those of us in flyover country (by the way...the next time you are flying by, you might want to look down and see where your food comes from and then try to imagine what would happen if your big city wet dreams and environmental whackoism decided they knew more about growing food than farmers).

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We have to elect our representatives on tuesday so the lower working class don't have a change to vote.

OK, this one has me a bit stumped. Do we make "lower working classes" work from 6 in the morning until after the polls close on election Tuesday? I live in a vote by mail state, but it hasn't always been that way and I've gone to a polling place many times. I was under the impression they generally opened fairly early in the morning, were open during lunch hour, and stayed open into the evening giving everyone who wanted to a chance to vote. If it's important to you, you'll find a way...one of those silly little "responsibilities" we have to endure to protect our "rights".

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Freedom freedom freeedom...

yep! here in America we can only achieve 1 or 2 priorities what about the rest..

You could move. I'm so sick of you idiots complaining all the time. Say these things in Cuba or China and someone will be knocking on your door in the middle of the night. Say them in Iran and they'll probably be knocking with one hand and have a sword in the other. Honestly, I think you guys get some kind of thrill saying you're an American...but you don't want to be, because if you really felt that way, you'd move somewhere more to your liking...if dirt poor Mexicans can do it, then by God you can. Maybe you can borrow the raft of the next group of Cuban refugees and offer to take it back for them.

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 10:20:40 AM »
Actually, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that its a law that you company has to let you go vote.  You may not get paid for the time off, but they can't fire you either.  I know my company, as long as its not everyone leaving at the same time, lets you go vote and still get paid for it.  Of course with early voting in many states its just easier to go on an off day(mine are during the week).  I think those polls are open on Saturday before election day.
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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 10:27:41 AM »
"lemons out of lemonade"???

Is that anything like: Chuck Norris Fact #392 - Chuck Norris can, in fact, unscramble an egg.
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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 10:40:05 AM »
Chuck Norris fact #8472.a

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2008, 11:38:10 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sack's them.

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Re: Ms. Ed makes lemons out of lemonade
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