elmer wants to do telephone sex

[franksolich]

No link, sorry, because this sent via gmail from OldElmTree.

By the way, AllentownJake's been absent from there for a while; one wonders what's up with that.

oldgreymare
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this may sound crazy, but has anyone tried phone sex performing for $$?

Seriously, if I'm going to be forced to work all night and be sexually harassed by co-workers, then I want to be comfortable, safe and paid for the sexual harassment.

I've been scrolling through the websites this morning before going into a late shift. One or two of them seem legit and states out right what they pay. It's not great, but it's more than I make at the hospital and at least I won't have to commute and I can control my schedule.

Does anybody remember if the old grey mare was once a primitive on Skins's island?

waiting for hope
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Ohhhhhhh ...... ahhhhh, give it too me .....

What were you saying?

Daveparts
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I want you to stop for a moment and think about what you are saying. Think about what this society is doing to you, that you would consider such an occupation. This is a sick, sick society and they want to buy you to help them feed into its sickness. I understand where you are coming from I once responded to an ad that offered good pay and all I had to do was to place adds on Craigslist, "Hi guys, sexy young housewife looking to meet for no strings attached encounters." Then when the suckers would answer, I would say, "I can't talk on my E-mail account (you know the one I used to place a lurid advertisement) my husband might find out. So log in at UBADUMBASS.com ($39.95)and we can meet up real soon, I can't wait! (tee hee)

Arg U Mentor
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There are forums for phone sex workers, go to a few and browse first. There's absolutely nothing wrong with phone sex operator except in the eyes of uptight, prude conservatives.

However, it ain't all that easy either. I am very sexually open, and had even made sex audio tapes for friends to give other friends for gifts. I thought I had a way. But after about a week of getting calls patched through and the caller basically hanging up in 15 seconds to avoid the past one free minute, and I had to work with what they wanted on th

[BEG]

One of the mom's from the parenting site Schade and I belonged to a long long time ago  did it. In fact she lived in the DFW area, had two young girls (the oldest the age of my youngest) and her husband ended up being gay. CPS was called on her because her youngest was wandering the streets in her diaper. She awoke at around noon to police banging on her door holding her daughter.   

I actually went out with her once, that is when I found out about the sex phone stuff. I asked her what she did with her kids when she was "on the phone", she said nothing, they were too young to understand what she was saying anyway.

[JohnnyReb]

"Oh baby...oh baby...oh baby...hold the phone a minute, I think my bread is burning."

Yeah, I could get off on that if she made good bisquits.....

[Ballygrl]

Occupy Vaginas?

[JohnnyReb]

Occupy Vaginas?

Might get bed bugs.

[NHSparky]

Might get bed bugs.

Those might be the least troublesome bugs.

I wonder if horse with many dicks is looking at this as a new career opportunity?  Problem is, her credit (or is it her daughter's?) sucks so bad she'll never be able to get a phone, landline or otherwise.

[GOBUCKS]

I guarantee you, at least half the DUmp outcasts at Crazy Andrea's place who happen onto this thread will type UBADUMBASS.com into their browser.

Since this is Crazy Andrea's place, though, it's unlikely that more than a half-dozen people will see it.

[Duke Nukum]

I was considering becoming an anti-stripper.

[BlueStateSaint]

I was considering becoming an anti-stripper.

Covering with burlap, eh?

[vesta111]

I was considering becoming an anti-stripper.

What is wrong with phone sex, it is a Multie million dollar operation that harms NO one.

Fact----woman or men are engaged in a service that is in demand and make money from just talking on the phone.

Interesting that there are people out there that can not get sex any other way. All workers are volunteers who do not face body harm, no one on one meeting, they just talk to those who have a need be they of any age

Yes they do get paid for their service, but why not?   Are these sex phone workers any different from the high priced sex therapists that seldom do no good ?

It would interest me to know the percentage of married man who make a phone call and the number of men that head out looking for a male or female hooker that leaves them with STD's and perhaps an arrest record caught in a sting. Perhaps publiciety loss of family and reputation.

To just pick up the phone and have some male or female talk dirty to you, is  no crime.

Actually I would rather find out Hubby was doing the phone sex thing then getting it on with my best friend ,
or driving at nights that I think he is playing pool looking for a quickey and bring home to me bed bugs and some kind or STD.

An old lady has given her ideas, now for the young stuff, am I right or wrong.

[NHSparky]

What is wrong with phone sex, it is a Multie million dollar operation that harms NO one.

Says the woman whose daughter dances at Leather and Lace in Seabrook.  Got it.

Sorry, but if my kid is hanging off a stripper pole, I HAVE FAILED AS A PARENT.  End of ****ing discussion.

[BlueStateSaint]

Says the woman whose daughter dances at Leather and Lace in Seabrook.  Got it.

Sorry, but if my kid is hanging off a stripper pole, I HAVE FAILED AS A PARENT.  End of ****ing discussion.

Exactly.  It is up to me to make sure The Heiress doesn't do those things.

Oh--Sparky, H5.

[vesta111]

Says the woman whose daughter dances at Leather and Lace in Seabrook.  Got it.

Sorry, but if my kid is hanging off a stripper pole, I HAVE FAILED AS A PARENT.  End of ****ing discussion.

Good show Sparky, you know the name of a strip club or peep show in Seabrook. Ever been in there, how do you know about the poles or the dancers???  OH yes you are just told word to mouth and one day decided to check it out, research nothing more.

I was joking with you, Dumb Shit, if you had read my posts I have a daughter waiting for a liver transplant and the other one is ill as well.

So some where the line in talk I mentioned I had a daughter at some club pole dancing, This was when you were down in the dumps, feeling lost , lonely and I made a suggestion for you to meet my daughter.    

All in jest, but you took me serious, fact is you were way too old to meet my girls and too much like their fathers.        

What's the matter with you, you cannot see a joke or satire under your nose??    

Get off your high horse, now that you have a family, times are different.  You are now a family man and all the Bull shit we all passed on is gone.----Fun then but now gone.

At times for others to handle pain and coming problems the only outlet is to be be outrageous and crazy in life.

I have had to do this for years, watching those I love die,  I never thought you would take me seriously about my daughter, so I must apologise to you for my pulling your tail.    

Now I do think you protest too much,  an EX Sub sailor, gone to many ports, seen the world and now after years feels they should  come down on any mother of any child that may have to survive by any means.

BTW the sirens from Seabrook need to up the pitch, they are way too low and need to be way upped.  The low tone is hard to pick up in a home or building, you guys need to up the pitch so the dogs Howel, high pitch, get attention make people have their ears wiggle.  This low tone  emergency signal is hard to pick up in closed homes or buildings.