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2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« on: November 09, 2011, 07:37:41 PM »
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Find Your True Love!

A quiz to match you to your perfect sweetheart GOP presidential candidate
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I got Herman Cain.

It's a fun quiz.  There are only nine questions, so even people like me with zero short-term memory and worthless attention spans can finish it.
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2011, 08:21:55 PM »
I got Nadin Brzyzyzynski :(  :bawl:

No, really, it was even worse than that, I got Mitt  :mental:  :bawl:  :bs:
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2011, 08:23:43 PM »
That's not good. :stoner:
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2011, 08:27:18 PM »
I got 0bama  :argh:

Just kidding I ended up with Mit too.  :mental:
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 08:33:35 PM »
Lay off the :stoner:.  Stick with the :couch:

I picked the first answer I agreed with and didn't look at the others.  It's easy to get distracted when there are eight or nine choices.
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2011, 08:41:52 PM »
Lay off the :stoner:.  Stick with the :couch:

I picked the first answer I agreed with and didn't look at the others.  It's easy to get distracted when there are eight or nine choices.

Duke and I are racists for matching Mit, and Chris is a racist for matching Cain.  :-)
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2011, 08:42:33 PM »
Damn crackedy-ass crackas.  O-)
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2011, 08:01:57 AM »
I got Perry.  That sucks. 

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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2011, 08:21:46 AM »
I got Perry.  That sucks. 

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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2011, 08:43:45 AM »
Thanks - didn't see that info in the email.

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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2011, 08:45:38 AM »
Oh, Lordy. I got Romney. How the hell did that happen?  :???:
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2011, 10:19:47 AM »
I got Bachmann......... :panic:
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2011, 11:35:34 AM »
Herman Cain - which surprises me.
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2011, 11:45:51 AM »
Here I am; rock me like a HERMAN CAIN, baybee!!!  :-)
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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2011, 01:29:45 PM »
I got Gary Johnson!  Who?   :panic:

Actually, almost all the answers looked pretty good to me. 

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Re: 2012 Reason Magazine Presidential Matchmaker
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2011, 05:52:09 AM »
This thread is chock full of racists, not one person matched 0bama.  :-)
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