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Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« on: May 02, 2008, 12:04:07 PM »
 :spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 12:08:13 PM »
Oh, I dunno.

I went through the whole thread, hoping to see a photograph of Yosemite Sam, aka California Peggy, and he, er, she, er, he, wasn't there.

The bicentennial babe primitive needs a crane, a really heavy-duty industrial sized one.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 12:12:56 PM »
 :-) :-)

Funny - I found this thread whilst looking abut for some new CalPeg picture threads.  The only recent one was a thread CalPeg started to show off the 5-month old grandson.

I suppose grandchildren can result from an adoption.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 12:50:18 PM »


There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 12:58:50 PM »
:spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 01:02:52 PM »
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 01:32:34 PM »


There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.

Not a chance.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 01:38:14 PM »
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'

Since she is the one who posted herself -- she is freaking fat (and ugly, too). 

I don't like to go there, but anyone who posts their pic up on the internets deserves no less that direct comments about their looks.
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2008, 01:41:13 PM »
Now wait a minute, everybody.

That one chick isn't a primitive or a sub-primitive, obviously, and when I read the bonfire, I didn't see the primitive or sub-primitive who posted it, alleging it was her.

It's obviously something the primitive or sub-primitive scanned out of a Sears, Roebuck catalogue.

We all know primitives lie, primitives lie all the time.

This is why I'm sort of leery when primitives and sub-primitives post their "pictures."

What's to stop franksolich, for example, from posting a photograph of Clare Booth Luce, and saying this is franksolich?  Who could disprove it?

But this primitive, or sub-primitive, didn't allege that was her.

One has to be a little careful here.  It's safe to assume anything a primitive or sub-primitive says is a lie, but one can get tangled up badly if one assumes a primitive or sub-primitive said something the primitive or sub-primitive didn't say.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2008, 01:55:36 PM »
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'

Since she is the one who posted herself -- she is freaking fat (and ugly, too). 

I don't like to go there, but anyone who posts their pic up on the internets deserves no less that direct comments about their looks.


Are we talking about bibaby? I think it's a stretch to call her fat, she certainly isn't by any stretch, but that's why I said the dress is unflattering because it makes her look as if she has no figure, while showing her gratuitous cleavage(which obviously I have no problem with as anyone whose seen my pics knows :lmao: :innocent:)which is spread far apart with an ill-fitting bra...first of all it's on crooked(the dress), a dress that is that open deserves cleavage, not seperated breasts(why do women do that?), she also does not have the curves to fill out a wrap-around dress(or that particular dress is ill fitted), and the fabric looks very cheap and dingy.

But what do I know? I just work here.  :-)
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2008, 01:57:43 PM »


There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.
I agree no way is that a DU chick{Way too hot :-)}
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2008, 01:59:42 PM »
I agree no way is that a DU chick{Way too hot :-)}

And she looks happy.  We all know there's no such thing as a happy DUmmy.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2008, 02:20:44 PM »

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.
You are correct, they want to go out with with chicks like that and turn them into man-hating dykes who dont shave certain areas or bathe.  :-)
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2008, 02:26:35 PM »
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 02:50:10 PM »
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
Stacey and Clinton where are you!??!?!? :-)

At least Salma Heyak was posted as a palate cleanser  :rotf:


saved us CC girls from having to do it :uhsure: :-)

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2008, 03:19:34 PM »
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
She looks very boyish but I wouldn't call her fat.
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2008, 03:28:53 PM »


There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.

That isn't a DU chick, they were using that picture as an example to show what type of shirt one of them should wear.

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2008, 03:37:39 PM »
Wow looks like BCB has put on some weight.


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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2008, 07:12:43 PM »


There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.

Why did "PassingFair must be Bondai's mole!" flash through my mind when I saw that one....

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2008, 07:29:50 PM »
Oh dear God! 
I just HAD to look!  Why oh why?   

EXTREMELY bad choice of clothing  ... and piercing  ... and hairstyle ... and just plain goofy looking!   

Damn, just damn!

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« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2008, 09:42:41 PM »
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'

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« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2008, 11:00:27 PM »
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2008, 11:14:35 PM »
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn
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Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2008, 11:30:43 PM »
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2008, 11:35:11 PM »

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)

I call FOUL!  Cruel and unusual punishment!  Egads!  Talk about fugly!  OMG!