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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2011, 10:50:36 AM »
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To: Charles Henrickson
Woke up this morning
(da-da-da-da-dah)
All covered in fail
(da-da-da-da-dah)
I think about football
(da-da-da-da-dah)
While my friends are in jail

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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 12:08:56 PM »
He's a football fan? heck, he's a sports fan? I have a hard time believing men on the left like sports.
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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2011, 12:38:30 PM »
That was funny, although Pitt's post was boring as hell.  I haven't paid any attention to him.  Is he really blowing off the OWS? 

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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2011, 12:39:49 PM »
Is fail the new Boston codeword for bukake?
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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2011, 01:46:19 PM »
That was funny, although Pitt's post was boring as hell.  I haven't paid any attention to him.  Is he really blowing off the OWS?
It's awkward for Pitt.

As an unemployable alcoholic, he fits right in with the homeless winos camping out, but in addition to being a drunken bum,
he lives off a family trust fund.

No way does he want to promote any "redistribution of wealth", except for its redistribution to him from his forebears who earned it.

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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2011, 04:01:26 PM »
It's awkward for Pitt.

As an unemployable alcoholic, he fits right in with the homeless winos camping out, but in addition to being a drunken bum, he lives off a family trust fund.

So, basically, it's just too tough for him to distinguish himself as 'special' amongst a group of people just like himself. 
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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2011, 04:53:26 PM »
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"Woke up this morning just covered in Fail."

That's a departure for Wee Willy. Usually, it's his own vomit from too many boilermakers at Bukowski's.
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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2011, 05:22:36 PM »
That was funny, although Pitt's post was boring as hell.  I haven't paid any attention to him.  Is he really blowing off the OWS? 

I'm not sure Wee Willie has ever posted anything that wasn't boring. His drivel is an insomniac's dream.
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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2011, 05:44:34 PM »
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Woke up this morning just covered in Fail.

Which coincidently smells like boiled hot dogs and shame.
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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2011, 06:24:22 PM »
This sounds like the Pitt is auditioning for a paid column somewhere.

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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2011, 06:25:59 PM »
'Fail' - is that what they call 'covered in vomit and bar food' now ?

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Re: Pied Piper Pitt: "Woke up this morning just covered in Fail." (New DUFU)
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2011, 06:57:41 PM »
This sounds like the Pitt is auditioning for a paid column somewhere.
Pitt has never been paid a dime for anything he's written.

In fact, he's way in the red on that.

His mother, the unfortunate wallduded DUmmy Raven, paid big vanity fees to have his "New York Times bestsellers" published.