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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2011, 09:35:19 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on November 07, 2011, 09:33:45 AM
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Now exactly what are you trying to say here?? :hammer:


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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2011, 09:35:30 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on November 07, 2011, 09:19:30 AM
And have you ever eaten at a Wild Willy's locally?  The one time I did, aside from the wait, I found the product (fries and burger) far superior to any thing you could hope to get from Wendy, The King, or, Golden Arches. 

And this is from a guy who ate a buck's worth of Royal Castle burgers when Nixon was elected.  (Nixon had said during the campaign "what this country needs is a good nickle hamburg", and the RC chain took him up on it on the day of his inauguration. )  Math challenged folk will note that I consumed twenty Royal Castle hamburgers which was not all that tough considering you could read the Wall Street Journal through their patty and the bun wasn't anything to write home about either.   Those unfamiliar with Royal Castle (Fla. chain in the 60's) might know a similar chain White Castle which is equally as bad.

Possibly the best resturant burger I ever had was in the East Village but for the life of me I can't remember the name of the place.




I've eaten at the one in Rochester a few times.  Not a bad place, and the fact I can get a beer to go with my burger makes it all the better.  The green chiles have a nice bite to them, and while I haven't had it yet, there's a porterhouse burger that sounds REALLY good.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2011, 09:36:29 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on November 07, 2011, 09:29:14 AM
And is that like saying death by hanging is better than by poison because it is quicker? :rotf:
Yeah.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2011, 09:56:20 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 07, 2011, 02:39:59 AM
Ya know what makes me upset about BK (and McD's, and Wendy's, and the rest of them?)

I can't get a decent meal for under $10 anymore unless I hit the dollar menu, and the surly ****sticks behind the counter can't seem to understand what HOT french fries taste like.

Five Guys, people.  Every time I travel to Manch-Vegas, I make a trip there.
I have some problems with Five Guys:
1. Their stuff is rather pricy for a fast- food joint.
2. Their burgers are a bit greasy.
3. (Though this may just be a local problem, and it may have gotten better now) Their call- in order service is a joke.
4. Moo- chelle Obama is a big fan of Five Guys.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2011, 10:01:21 AM »
Quote from: movie buff on November 07, 2011, 09:56:20 AM
I have some problems with Five Guys:
1. Their stuff is rather pricy for a fast- food joint.
2. Their burgers are a bit greasy.
3. (Though this may just be a local problem, and it may have gotten better now) Their call- in order service is a joke.
4. Moo- chelle Obama is a big fan of Five Guys.

10 times the hamburger than Wendy's for virtually the same price.  Don't even get me started on how much better their fries are.
You want non-greasy, eat a tofu burger.
Never called in.  Why?
MooChelle was a big fan of Steak and Shake, I thought.  Then again, she'll eat lobster and 1900 calorie burger meals wherever.  YOU peons eat the peas and rice cakes, dammit.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2011, 11:03:45 AM »
Best fast food burgers, IMHO, is IN-N-OUT.  I think they torture the cows first and then cook them to order.

Note to DUchebags, they put biblical verses on their wrappers so DO NOT GO THERE.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2011, 11:17:13 AM »
Quote from: jukin on November 07, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Best fast food burgers, IMHO, is IN-N-OUT.  I think they torture the cows first and then cook them to order.

Note to DUchebags, they put biblical verses on their wrappers so DO NOT GO THERE.

I used to think the same thing, but damned if Five Guys didn't top them.  And also hate to admit it, but I like Five Guys' fries better by a whisker.

If In-N-Out tourtures their cows, Five Guys has some fat chick dressed up in a leather nightie tying them up and whipping them before they're cooked.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2011, 12:42:18 PM »
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Five Guys has some fat chick dressed up in a leather nightie tying them up and whipping them before they're cooked.

That should be their new marketing theme.

I will have to try this Five Guys you speak of.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2011, 12:58:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 06, 2011, 05:14:09 PM
Whoppers are very good. I like that charcoal taste.
They'd be much better if Burger King would torture the cows first.

Yeh, show them a picture of Mooshelle before the slaughter.  Man, that would make them taste good.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2011, 03:28:39 PM »
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Five Guys has some fat chick dressed up in a leather nightie tying them up and whipping them before they're cooked.

That should be their new marketing theme.

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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2011, 03:37:08 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on November 07, 2011, 03:28:39 PM
That should be their new marketing theme.


It was the cOWS we wanted tortured Sgt. Bunny, the cOWS.

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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2011, 04:35:19 PM »
My eyes!  :panic:
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2011, 05:10:49 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on November 07, 2011, 03:28:39 PM
That should be their new marketing theme.



That picture is from a few thousand Muffburgers ago.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2011, 05:23:37 PM »
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17. I have NEVER eaten at BK and have very little respect for ANYONE who does.
   
Anyone who could be so nutritionally immature, and lack the fortitude to resist pleasuring their palate at the expense of others and the environment should be ashamed of themselves.

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19. Wow, judgemental much? n/t
   
 
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sun Nov-06-11 07:19 PM
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23. Uh, no.
   
OMG did I forget that sarcasm thingie?

In all fairness, CP was being sarcastic.

I thought a post like that was out of character for him. He's one of the few DUmmies that doesn't have a Louisville Slugger-sized stick up his ass.
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Re: What About Burger King Will Make You Sick To Your Stomach?
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2011, 03:26:14 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 07, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
That picture is from a few thousand Muffburgers ago.

Yup. 

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