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I've personally butchered livestock, DUmmies. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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I think McRib is about the best sandwich McDonald's has made. Maybe it's the extra adrenalin load in that tortured pig meat. Whatever, it's
really good, and I wish they'd make it a permanent item, including the tortured taste.

 

I love McRibs.  Nothing like them.   :lmao:






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meat is murder......tasty tasty murder  :drool:






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I love McRibs.  Nothing like them.   :lmao:

They are quite something for being non-rib.
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They are quite something for being non-rib.

I can basically get the same taste of a mcrib by just adding pickles and onions to my ribs I bake






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The same PETA that I belonged to at 1 time because I really thought they cared for animals, come to find out that when I called about a pet store feeding gecko's to the larger lizards in the store and I wanted them to do something about it they dismissed me and actually said "that wouldn't be worthy of our time and wouldn't generate publicity", that same freaking PETA!
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Don't even get me started on hsus about taking credit for something they didn't do.
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Yes, folks, meat is MURDER....

Tasty, tasty, delicious murder.

If man wasn't meant to eat animals, then why were they made out of meat?

Hey DUmmies, it's call "The Food Chain", humans are at the top, DEAL WITH IT!
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They unfortunately are based here. I called them a while ago to see about their low cost spay program for a couple of feral cats. They didn't harm anyone and were pretty good about keeping the rats and other critters out of my yard.  I just didn't wan to deal with the kittens. So I called them and was told that they will not spay a feral cat but they would be willing to come out, trap them and euthanise them.

Don't even get me started on hsus about taking credit for something they didn't do.
Having assisted in cornering and capturing a few barn cats, I can't imagine spaying one.

It would be like trying to sedate a running buzz saw.

I guess a vet could get a needle in it while it tried to tear his assistant's arm off.

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Having assisted in cornering and capturing a few barn cats, I can't imagine spaying one.

It would be like trying to sedate a running buzz saw.

I guess a vet could get a needle in it while it tried to tear his assistant's arm off.

"Sandpapering the butthole of an alligator in a phone booth" comes to mind when talking about attempting to hold a barn cat still.
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Having assisted in cornering and capturing a few barn cats, I can't imagine spaying one.

It would be like trying to sedate a running buzz saw.

I guess a vet could get a needle in it while it tried to tear his assistant's arm off.
We just use the have a heart traps to catch them. The vet corners them in the back of the trap and sedates them. Then does the surgery.
But then again my barn cat was a rather spoiled Maine Coon cross. She loved people and was hell on mice.
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"Sandpapering the butthole of an alligator in a phone booth" comes to mind when talking about attempting to hold a barn cat still.
>snort<  :lol: :rotf:  Any particular grit?
I use my trusty 12 gauge Cat-Be-Still.
They stay sedated for a long, long time.
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>snort<  :lol: :rotf:  Any particular grit?

I think that once you are holding a large amphibian (with a head full of teeth) by the tail in a phone booth, the question of grit becomes irrelevant.

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>snort<  :lol: :rotf:  Any particular grit?
I use my trusty 12 gauge Cat-Be-Still.
They stay sedated for a long, long time.

Generally start with an 80 grit and work my way up to 220 for painting.  For alligator buttholes, however, it really just depends on the desired finish.  For staining, though, I prefer a hand plane to sandpaper.

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For alligator buttholes, however, it really just depends on the desired finish.

I think the "desired finish" would be "me living."  Therefore, 00 Buck would do the trick.
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Having assisted in cornering and capturing a few barn cats, I can't imagine spaying one.

It would be like trying to sedate a running buzz saw.

I guess a vet could get a needle in it while it tried to tear his assistant's arm off.

You got that right.  Bad news times ten.  Been there, done that, got the tetanus shot.

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Having assisted in cornering and capturing a few barn cats, I can't imagine spaying one.

It would be like trying to sedate a running buzz saw.

I guess a vet could get a needle in it while it tried to tear his assistant's arm off.

Last time I cornered and captured a barn cat, I had the good sense to be wearing a thick pair of heat resistant welding glove that came up to my elbows.

Damned bastard still managed to bite a finger thru the gloves!

I tossed him in the manure holding pit.  All 325,000 gallons of it.  Problem solved.
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