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primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« on: November 01, 2011, 08:19:52 PM »
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I'm getting this in before any of the primitives make their predictions.

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Vanderbilt +12.5 @ Florida
Kansas State +20.5 @ Oklahoma State
Texas A&M +14.5 @ Oklahoma
Texas Tech +12 @ Texas
Louisville +13.5 @ West Virginia
Michigan -4 @ Iowa
Virginia +1.5 @ Maryland
Stanford -21 @ Oregon State
Northwestern +18 @ Nebraska
Southern Mississippi -9 @ East Carolina
Notre Dame -14 @ Wake Forest
Missouri +2 @ Baylor
South Carolina +5 @ Arkansas
LSU +4.5 @ Alabama
Oregon -15 @ Washington

Despite that it wounds him Greatly, franksolich is picking Louisiana State over Alabama.

<<has a great deal of warm affection for Alabama.

One wonders what the primitives are going to predict, but it's pretty much a given they're going to be wrong, because all the primitives know about college football is what the talking faces on television tell them.

So anyway, I checked the statistics of the predicting primitives; they've been about 50% right all season.

For the record, small-town newspaper sports reporters in Nebraska usually get circa 67% right.

And one needn't forget the condom primitive himself, allegedly a sportswriter, probably for the student newspaper at the University of Iowa, even though he's been in college since Nelson Rockefeller was vice-president, trying to defer paying on those student loans--the sportswriter himself is only 69-64.

Geezuz.

Northwestern plays Nebraska here on Saturday.

I wouldn't discount Northwestern; they've got a pretty good team.
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Re: primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 10:29:31 PM »
I think K-State covers against Okie Lite. They can run the ball and OKST has trouble stopping a good running game. Unfortunately, I think my Ags will get mudholed by the Land Thieves.
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Re: primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 04:25:48 AM »
Northwestern should cover against Nebraska, but that's about it.  The Huskers are going to beat Northwestern by two touchdowns.
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Re: primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 08:06:53 AM »
Northwestern should cover against Nebraska, but that's about it.  The Huskers are going to beat Northwestern by two touchdowns.

Well, we'll see.  But I wouldn't underestimate Northwestern. 

Northwestern's been known to pull some upsets.

In other news on the Nebraska football front, newspapers "poll" readers on how they feel about the Big 10, just about every week, just about after every game.  It's all new to us, and we're all each other curious how everybody else feels.

Thus far in this, halfway through our first season, when it comes to class fans, Wisconsin wins hands down.  Not that fans of Ohio State, Minnesota, and Michigan State have been found wanting--in fact, they've all been found to be some of the nicest people one can hope to meet--but apparently there's something about Wisconsin fans that reminds Nebraska of Oklahoma fans, a little extra touch in the "friendly" and "mutually respectful" departments.

And remember, we lost that game, the one with Wisconsin.

Also, as all the newspapers in the state reported all week long, of all 12 members of the Big 10, Nebraska is the only one still utterly in control of its own destiny, when it comes to the conference championship game.

All other 11 teams, in addition to what they do, are dependent to one degree or another on what happens to other teams.  At this point, only for Nebraska, it doesn't matter the outcome of games not ours.

All we have to do is win all the way through, win our remaining four games, and we're in.

This was certainly unexpected.

That's a pretty tall order, though, because we got four tough opponents; Northwestern, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Iowa.  The road ahead is full of all sorts of perils and hazards.

But at the moment at least, Nebraska's in 100% charge of its own destiny; the only such team in the Big 10.

At the moment, remember.
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Re: primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 08:20:41 AM »
Well, we'll see.  But I wouldn't underestimate Northwestern. 

Northwestern's been known to pull some upsets.

In other news on the Nebraska football front, newspapers "poll" readers on how they feel about the Big 10, just about every week, just about after every game.  It's all new to us, and we're all each other curious how everybody else feels.

Thus far in this, halfway through our first season, when it comes to class fans, Wisconsin wins hands down.  Not that fans of Ohio State, Minnesota, and Michigan State have been found wanting--in fact, they've all been found to be some of the nicest people one can hope to meet--but apparently there's something about Wisconsin fans that reminds Nebraska of Oklahoma fans, a little extra touch in the "friendly" and "mutually respectful" departments.

And remember, we lost that game, the one with Wisconsin.

Also, as all the newspapers in the state reported all week long, of all 12 members of the Big 10, Nebraska is the only one still utterly in control of its own destiny, when it comes to the conference championship game.

All other 11 teams, in addition to what they do, are dependent to one degree or another on what happens to other teams.  At this point, only for Nebraska, it doesn't matter the outcome of games not ours.

All we have to do is win all the way through, win our remaining four games, and we're in.

This was certainly unexpected.

That's a pretty tall order, though, because we got four tough opponents; Northwestern, an obscure state college in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Iowa.  The road ahead is full of all sorts of perils and hazards.

But at the moment at least, Nebraska's in 100% charge of its own destiny; the only such team in the Big 10.

At the moment, remember.

The bolded should be reduced to the acronym "AOSCIP." :fuelfire: :whistling:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 08:28:28 AM »
The bolded should be reduced to the acronym "AOSCIP." :fuelfire: :whistling:

Well, you know, sir, I have 18 cousins at or near my own age, cousins with whom I associated when growing up, and all 18 are graduates of that obscure state college in Pennsylvania; I'm the only one a graduate of the University of Nebraska.

It's been no fun.
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Re: primitives to make predictions for 11-05 college football games
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 08:35:51 AM »
Well, you know, sir, I have 18 cousins at or near my own age, cousins with whom I associated when growing up, and all 18 are graduates of that obscure state college in Pennsylvania; I'm the only one a graduate of the University of Nebraska.

It's been no fun.

Reduce the acronym to "OSCIP" then.

18-to-1 odds . . . Ouch.
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.