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Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« on: October 31, 2011, 09:29:06 PM »
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Oh my.

More of the Star Trek primitive, enjoying the adventure of living out in the country.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 09:37 PM
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Any tips on befriending and caring for burros?

We just bought one and she'll be here next week.

She was adopted several years ago from a round-up in the southwest - New Mexico I think, seems fairly docile but is a little skittish.

That's all the info we have on her.

Oh yeah, she is *adorable*.

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FreakinDJ  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 09:40 PM
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1. Ever care for or handle live stock before

honest question

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 09:49 PM
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4. Me? Hell yes. My bf, not so much.

I have a 3yr old Warmblood filly I'm gentling/training and while we plan to get other horses eventually, we just couldn't say no to this girl.

Stella (my filly) is lonely and I think this calm little sweetheart will help her adjust.

And now, the primitive who took spelling lessons from nadin:

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Tippy (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 11:24 PM
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12. Don't know to much about burrows but have spent years around horses

all live stock for thar matter, and I can tell you, not that you don't already know.

The better you treat them the better they will be excepting of you. My brother had one several years ago, he bought him to keep with his cattle, if I am correct it was to keep them more settled. His kids road him a bit, some are bitters...

RFD TV was great our cable company ran it for a time to see if viewers would pay for it, and since it only made me feel nostalgic, missing my years on the farm I didn't order it...Loved the pic of your little buddy. I was raised on a farm, when I was barely old enough to talk..grand paw came into the house one morning and told the family, Beauty kicked the bucket. They told me I asked him why he put the bucket there.

All the years riding,showing horses. We only had problems with two, one was mare that I couldn't break from raring up she would go up so for on occasional she fell back-wards. Dad was afraid I would get hurt, so he sold her...the fellow that bought her broke her spirit, she went from a beautiful animal to one who wouldn't even raise her head. Terrible.

The other animal was a brama bull, never was able to make headways with him. So we butchered him couldn't get him in a small pen, let alone get in the pasture with him. But I can tell you that he was the best tasting meat we ever had. I miss those years, as if you couldn't tell....

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 11:46 PM
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14. I'm sorry about your mare.

I'm Stella's (my Warmblood) last chance, I can't afford to fail because I know she'll be sold to the cowboys around here and they'll ruin her. She's 3 years old and has never been started - on anything. She was also kept with her mother the whole time so you can imagine how traumatized she was when I unloaded her.

Bf has a heart attack every time I get a rope burn or get bumped around, he doesn't understand that if you work with green horses you're going to get hurt.

She trusts me completely right now and I don't want to blow it.

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Tippy (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 10:05 AM
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19. I sure do....remember that is but with age the ability ot remember seems to decline

I am pushing 69 out the door....

Drugs do that to one; one forgets things one should remember.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 12:31 PM
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20. That sounds like something my dear old dad would say, he's pushing 81 out the door.

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kestrel91316  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 10:11 PM
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8. Link for burro training:

http://www.kbrhorse.net/pag/train.html

There are lots of internet resources on training and caring for the little devils. My uncle in NV had a couple on his ranch for years. If I ever get a piece of land, I'm getting one. They will keep the coyotes at bay.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 10:26 PM
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9. Thank you!

Since I have dial up I've gotten out of the habit of researching on the net.

And, yes, the bonus is that this girl will definitely kick some coyote butt. We have three large packs that hunt on the estate, they seldom get past our fence but when they howl nearby it freaks out my horse.

We were going to buy two but the other one had a baby boy and I couldn't bear to separate them. I'm hoping she will bond with my extremely needy equine.

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kestrel91316  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 12:10 AM
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16. Dial-up still exists???

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 12:25 AM
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17. I know, I know.

I had the fastest broadband service available in the city we left behind. Lots of choices, inexpensive, it was awesome.

This is why I avoid the net, bf wants me to handle his Fantasy Football teams but it takes f..o..r..e..v..e..r.
I only attempt to do this after a few snorts of gin. Or vodka.

But the peace, the wildlife, the river, our animals - definitely worth the trade off.

And it won't be forever, there are three cell towers I can see from our house.

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Vincardog  (1000+ posts)      Sun Oct-23-11 10:51 PM
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10. I have had horses and mules. I imaging burros are similar. Get her a place to stay and let her get comfortable. Notice what she likes to eat and when she is ready she will get curious about you.

Go slow and let her go at her won speed.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 11:37 PM
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13. She's been fed strictly hay and I wonder what she'll think of our lush pasture.

And if she's at risk for founder if she goes overboard on the fresh stuff.

I plan on keeping her in the corral until Stella can get used to her -she's a diva and can be very pushy.

Thanks for the advice, gentling animals is the only way to win their trust.

Well then, try "gentling" some coyotes.  Or snakes.

Or better yet, try "gentling" a deer.

<<has the distinction of one time being attacked by a deer.

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Vincardog  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-24-11 02:01 PM
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22. Let her see you working with Stella. She may decide SHE wants she attention too.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 03:17 PM
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25. I think so too, she was the odd burro out ever since her companion had a baby.

None of them have been loved on but they weren't mistreated either.

I'm hoping she'll be my buddy before winter sets in.

After the coyote incident last night I'm trying to convince bf to get all three. Not going so well right now...

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FirstLight  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 11:21 PM
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11. awww...

I am so jealous!

I dream of living on more acreage, and would love to have goats, horses, maybe a few ducks. But I never thought of a burro! I live nr carson valley, so if I end up over there, it is good to know they keep coyotes at bay, thanks for the info...

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-23-11 11:52 PM
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15. Both donkeys and llamas are very effective at keeping coyotes away.

They'll stomp the hell out of them, lol.

I want to get some chickens next, it's comforting to know that dogs and coyotes will have to go through a donkey and a very large horse to get at the coop.

Hmmm.

You know, I always wondered why we have so many llamas in Nebraska.

Really, I kid you not; we do.

I always thought they were just decorative animals; didn't know they have a use too.

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 09:15 AM
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18. Carrots. Buy lots of carrots.

Hand feed them to your burro and get it used to being touched and brushed and handled. Burros are smart sorts of equines, and will soon become your great friend. You'll have the thing following you around like a puppy before you know it.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 12:38 PM
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21. Stock market tip: invest in carrot futures

We already buy them by the grocery cart for my horse, and carrots are much better for them than sweet feed or peppermints.

Good tip, I'm not above bribing a critter.

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Vincardog  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-24-11 02:03 PM
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23. Try this, when you eat breakfast out get pancakes, cut them up and apply liberal amounts of syrup. My horse and donkey loved them.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 03:13 PM
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24. I love bananas and so does Stella.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm banana pancakes...

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 03:36 PM
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26. A few years ago, I was in Oatman, AZ, where there's a whole herd of wild burros that wanders into the town every day about the same time for carrots. They're wild burros, but visitors give them carrots, and they're tame as can be around people, but only while the carrots are available. Nothing else is allowed for feeding them.

When I was there, I had a big bag of carrots with me, and had half a dozen burros trying to get them. But there was never any pushing or shoving, and they were quite polite about it, really.

Oh now, the MineralMan's missing his calling, which isn't being St. Francis of Assisi to wild animals.

We want to hear more about his father, the ancient gentleman with the rifle across his lap.

The MineralMan, if he tried, could probably churn out some pretty good "human interest" stories.

Really, I mean that; I'm not being sarcastic.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-24-11 04:20 PM
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27. LOL!

They really are much more stable than horses, and their instincts about danger are usually spot on.

You won't see them running amok because somebody removed a tarp from their pasture (like a certain horse that I'm still trying to calm down).

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newfie11 (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-25-11 06:38 AM
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28. One of daughters has a donkey and 2 mules

She shows them in driving and also rides the donkey. I have some experience with mules but not much with donks.

All I can tell you is they are very very intelligent (and adorable). They will not do something that might hurt themselves, as opposed to a horse that will find even the tiniest thing to get injured on.

I have had/raised Arabians for 40 years. All my kids grew up with them. When it came time for my husband to go trail riding with us I chose a mule for him. She was a perfect match. Angel was her name and she was one. She has since passed away and we are to old to ride anyway.

I am sure this little donk will steal your heart in no time.

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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-28-11 10:44 PM
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31. "opposed to a horse that will find even the tiniest thing to get injured on."

I love my horse but she is injury prone, she's more hot blood than warm, actually. I'm ordering some stockings for her legs tonight. I'm really hoping the burro will have a calming effect on her.

My bf also prefers mules, lol! He calls the one he rides in Colorado 'Cadillac Molly' - they bring her along with the hunters' horses as they go up the mountain to hunt elk.

Whenever the horses spook or refuse to cross obstacles (like railroad tracks  ) they put old Molly in front because they'll always follow her lead.
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 03:14:04 AM »
So a DUmmie jackass gets his own jackass.

I guess he/she/it will need something to replace Obama.
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 08:29:45 AM »
How come she didn't adopt the Mother also? can't believe she separated the 2 of them :bawl:
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 09:11:26 AM »
You know, I always wondered why we have so many llamas in Nebraska.

Coyote deterrence is the major part of it, people around here tend to get donkeys instead but there are a few llamas as well.  Llamas have a lot more pleasant disposition and don't bray.  There is some tax dodge aspect to the llama and alpaca thing as well. 
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 10:13:09 AM »
That burro is probably an illegal and will get all kinds of Gov. assistance. I say we deport it.
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2011, 10:39:59 AM »
"Grand paw" is a great nadinism.

That DUmmy is a dead ringer for vestanumbers.

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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 11:41:25 AM »
If one does not understand "Donkey Time" when working with the long ears then you may as well quit now. If they don't feel like doing something they wont. You are not going to get along with a long ear treating them like a horse. To train them you have to be part drill sergeant and part evangelist. I have worked with hundreds of horses in my lifetime but the one that taught me respect was a little quarter horse mule. She was by far the smartest animal I have ever worked with.
I have a feeling that the primitive does not have the first clue on how to deal with the horse she has much less a long ears.
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 12:20:36 PM »
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beam me up scottie  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-28-11 10:44 PM
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31. "opposed to a horse that will find even the tiniest thing to get injured on."

I love my horse but she is injury prone, she's more hot blood than warm, actually. I'm ordering some stockings for her legs tonight. I'm really hoping the burro will have a calming effect on her.

My bf also prefers mules, lol! He calls the one he rides in Colorado 'Cadillac Molly' - they bring her along with the hunters' horses as they go up the mountain to hunt elk.
Whenever the horses spook or refuse to cross obstacles (like railroad tracks  ) they put old Molly in front because they'll always follow her lead.

Wait a minute!

In the coyote thread, didn't Scottie very specifically said that she and bf were against killing any living being?

But now she has no qualm with slaughtering elk?

A truly magnificent animal that will pleasure both your mind and your belly, instead of the mangy coyote that is a rabies threat all the year round and a notorious killer of small dogs and cats and is currently wreaking havoc among the rabbits in her pasture and preventing her from raising chicken, the dirtiest, foulest fowl that ever graced the inside of an iron skillet?

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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 01:12:39 PM »
"Grand paw" is a great nadinism.

That DUmmy is a dead ringer for vestanumbers.

Yeah, and I liked these:

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 02:34:56 PM »
Yeah, and I liked these:
 

It's like you have to concentrate extra hard to get their meaning. 

I do it the easy way: Just assume that the DUmmies are craven, publik skool educated misfits who actually believe that feeling good about themselves is better than how the whole, entire literate world sees them, but from whence an occasional nugget slips out.

You just have to wade through enough BS to uncover that rare gem.

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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2011, 04:30:05 PM »
I have a feeling that the primitive does not have the first clue on how to deal with the horse she has much less a long ears.

Her and a burro...I think we all know which one is the real brains of that match-up.
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 04:38:16 PM »
Her and a burro...I think we all know which one is the real brains of that match-up.

I wonder if she is moving to Tijuana soon.

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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 04:45:57 PM »
Yeh, I wasn't gonna go there...but only because I thought she said it was a mare...
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2011, 05:49:49 PM »
So a DUmmie jackass gets his own jackass.

I guess he/she/it will need something to replace Obama.

Pretty major upgrade, that.

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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 06:06:12 PM »
Wow! What about the horrible smell? I guess the donkey will just have to get used to it.

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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2011, 06:23:40 PM »
Why do I have the feeling that this won't end well ?

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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2011, 06:24:50 PM »
Why do I have the feeling that this won't end well ?

I had the same premonition, when first looking at this campfire.

Nothing ends well for a primitive.
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2011, 06:31:21 PM »
Why am I not surprised a socialist would want to adopt a donkey?
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Re: Star Trek primitive "adopts" a burro
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2011, 10:15:58 PM »
Yeh, I wasn't gonna go there...but only because I thought she said it was a mare...
Why do I have the feeling that this won't end well ?
Won't end well at all for the jackass. The burro will be fine.
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