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Offline CG6468

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« on: October 28, 2011, 11:19:48 AM »
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Bellingham man cuts off own arm with guillotine

by KING 5 News

Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:33 PM

BELLINGHAM, Wash. -- A man walked into a Bellingham medical clinic Thursday morning after he reportedly cut off his own arm, police said.

According to officers, the man severed his right arm while living in an outdoor camp near the clinic.

At the camp, police found a homemade guillotine and the man's right arm.

The idiot population continues to grow.....

It boggles the mind.............
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 11:24:36 AM »
Although it was no laughing matter, the man's sense of humor was disarming
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 11:28:18 AM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on October 28, 2011, 11:24:36 AM
Although it was no laughing matter, the man's sense of humor was disarming

And I think we should give him a hand.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 11:39:29 AM »
What I wanna know is, did they eat cake?

If not, he'll shoulder this difficulty and get through it.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 12:04:48 PM »
That DUmmy is going  to have trouble posting at the DUmp with only one hand to type with now.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2011, 01:11:29 PM »
Good thing it wasn't a leg, he can still walk it off.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 01:12:39 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on October 28, 2011, 11:19:48 AM
The idiot population continues to grow...
Well then he cut off the wrong appendage for that.

"Rub some dirt on it.  It will be okay."  :rofl:
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 02:16:59 PM »
This is alArming, protesters building guillotine's. And no cake.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 02:22:23 PM »
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 02:30:26 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on October 28, 2011, 02:22:23 PM

At least he is still alive. Maybe next time he will be more limber and he will not have another accident.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 02:38:01 PM »
This story was humerus.  :rimshot:
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 04:18:41 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on October 28, 2011, 12:04:48 PM
That DUmmy is going  to have trouble posting at the DUmp with only one hand to type with now.

Most DUmmies type one handed anyway.  You don't want to know what the other hand is doing.
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 04:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 28, 2011, 02:38:01 PM
This story was humerus.  :rimshot:

Outstanding! h5
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