Nice letter, doc! Unfortunately, my hands are tied by corporate and procedure and puppeteers that yank my strings.......
Yeah....I know all about that......we were part of a larger corporation as well (albeit decentralized in management).
I was also raised in the school of......"you can have all the authority you can usurp.......", which served me well over the years (as well as making me somewhat unpopular).

The only federal government agency that I have had to deal with on a consistant basis in recent work history was the FCC, and generally they were a great bunch.
They COULD do quarterly inspections on all of our facilities, however I short-circuited that by hosting a big barbecue at our shop once a year, and
inviting the entire FCC KC field office (down to the secretaries, and their families), got most of them shitfaced and well fed, They could wander around the facilities, and inspect all they wanted, but ironically they spent most of their time at the bar..........and we never had a problem.
doc