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Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« on: October 26, 2011, 10:44:34 AM »
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A man in Zimbabwe claims a prostitute he visited turned into a donkey overnight and now he is 'seriously in love' with the animal.
Man claims prostitute turned to donkey at night Creature of the night? A donkey - not the one that started life as a prostitute, take note (Picture: Getty)

Sunday Moyo, who has been charged with bestiality, told a court in Zvishavane on Monday that his donkey lover was in fact a hooker whose services he procured from a nightclub.

Police on routine patrol in the early hours of Sunday had stumbled upon the 28-year-old, from Mandava township, performing a sex act on the donkey inside his yard. The animal was lying on the ground with its neck tied to a tree.

Moyo admitted the bestiality offence, according to the New Zimbabwe news website, but proceeded to tell the magistrates his colourful tale: 'Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

'I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey... but I am seriously in love.'

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/879785-man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-donkey-overnight#ixzz1bu3qP7B8


I'm all ears to hear how this tail turns out.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 10:51:19 AM »
What an ass. Geez..............  :mental:
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 11:13:18 AM »
Sunday is braying again. He usually does that when he straps on the ol' feed bag.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2011, 11:19:27 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on October 26, 2011, 10:51:19 AM
What an ass. Geez..............  :mental:
Poor guy is the mane story on the local news.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2011, 11:28:01 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 26, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
Poor guy is the mane story on the local news.

And he's hoofing it right over to the media to tell his story.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2011, 11:33:49 AM »
I hate when that happens.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 11:34:49 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 26, 2011, 11:28:01 AM
And he's hoofing it right over to the media to tell his story.
Better than kicking his heels in jail.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 11:37:58 AM »
I'm sure Sunday is carrying a real load. And he's no doubt stubborn enough to trot on over and stall the investigation.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 11:39:31 AM »
wonder if it was bareback  :naughty:
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2011, 11:41:17 AM »
If you will halter, he'll do her.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 02:31:24 PM »
Ok I don't know which is the more amazing story.  The fact he hires a hooker that turned into a donkey or that there are nightclubs in that part of Africa.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2011, 02:40:15 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 26, 2011, 11:33:49 AM
I hate when that happens.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2011, 02:53:42 PM »
mad jack is gonna go mountain man on this guy when he finds out what happened to #7.

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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2011, 03:06:12 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 26, 2011, 10:44:34 AM
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/879785-man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-donkey-overnight#ixzz1bu3qP7B8


I'm all ears to hear how this tail turns out.

He should thank his lucky stars that he didn't get the one that turns into a tiger.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2011, 04:04:50 PM »
Well, if you're hung like a donkey.....
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2011, 04:57:38 PM »
"OK officer. I was drunk and I just thought she had thick lips, a wide ass and needed to shave her legs."
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2011, 05:09:45 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2011, 04:57:38 PM
"OK officer. I was drunk and I just thought she had thick lips, a wide ass and needed to shave her legs."

Still doesn't explain how he managed to work around the tail.  Ya have to be pretty drunk to miss that one.
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2011, 07:21:15 AM »
This is what happened with mamacags and her hubby.  She is an ass but he still loves her  :lmao:
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Re: Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2011, 10:39:09 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 27, 2011, 07:21:15 AM
This is what happened with mamacags and her hubby.  She is an ass but he still loves her  :lmao:



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