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Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« on: October 25, 2011, 07:54:38 AM »
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A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.

The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.

A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.

"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value." ...
Crappiest crime ever



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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2011, 09:34:02 AM »
Working on "best thread title"?   :rofl:
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2011, 11:56:59 AM »
That's the turd time that's happened this week!  :panic: :panic:

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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2011, 12:22:50 PM »
That's the turd time that's happened this week!  :panic: :panic:


With all that running around the police must be pooped



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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2011, 12:28:16 PM »
With all that running around the police must be pooped

Yep, they're dog tired.

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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2011, 02:15:06 PM »
The thief was shit out of luck.
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2011, 02:21:49 PM »
a "pushbike" makes a crappy getaway vehicle

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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 03:53:44 PM »
a "pushbike" makes a crappy getaway vehicle

Yeah, but he really stepped on it in getting outta there.
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 03:57:51 PM »
The thief was shit out of luck.
He must have been round the bend if he thought that his plan was going to work.



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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2011, 03:59:48 PM »
He must have been round the bend if he thought that his plan was going to work.

that one's lost on me, bijou. Must be a Brit thing.  :shrug:

It was a good thing the lady didn't use smear tactics in cleaning it up.
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2011, 04:03:38 PM »
that one's lost on me, bijou. Must be a Brit thing.  :shrug:

It was a good thing the lady didn't use smear tactics in cleaning it up.
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2011, 04:18:44 PM »
We use it to mean someone is a bit mad.

Gotcha.  :cheersmate:

When is the doer going to report that he was victimized by having been set up? He got bagged on that one.
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2011, 04:26:24 PM »
What a shitty thief.
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2011, 04:56:26 PM »
 :lmao: What a sack of sh!t.  :rotf:


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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2011, 09:00:33 PM »
Why would someone want to stool something like that?
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Re: Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2011, 06:37:35 AM »
Why would someone want to stool something like that?

That comment was just a pile-on.
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