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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« on: October 22, 2011, 08:31:40 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9807623

Oh my.

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JanMichael  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-21-11 12:07 PM
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Funniest "good bye" posts on DU....

The funniest one I remember was the person who demanded that "Skinner ban him (or her) right now!"

And he responded with "OK."

Were there any others?

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JitterbugPerfume  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-21-11 02:39 PM
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1. Good ole Walt Starr?

Some day--but not now, maybe in a few years--franksolich'll have to tell what really went on with the Walt Starr primitive.

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trof  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-21-11 06:23 PM
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8. I swear I still miss him.

Walt's was a spectacular departure.

I have absolutely no memory what it was about.

(Anybody?)

That was back when DU had PASSION!

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Bake  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-21-11 03:24 PM
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2. I believe that was "right the f**k now"
 
Classic!

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AngryOldDem  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-21-11 04:09 PM
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4. And wasn't Skinner's response...

..."OK?"

One of the best flame-outs ever.

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Bake  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-21-11 04:17 PM
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5. Short, sweet, and to the point!

"OK."

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petronius  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-21-11 04:08 PM
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3. Aside from the peerless Walt, my favorites are those who flame out after ~30 posts with a hair-pulling breast-beating GBCW, and all the responses are like "Umm, who are you?"

Bonus points when the GBCW uses phrases like "you people" and "I tried (to educate you people)"...

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Bucky  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-21-11 06:12 PM
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6. GBCW

George Bush Cute Whistle? Great Britain Country & Western? Gary Busey Cheap Widget?

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trof  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-21-11 06:21 PM
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7. GoodBye Cruel World?

Awww...you KNEW that.

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suninvited (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-22-11 01:35 AM
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9. I love the ones that post emotional goodbyes with their reasons, and everyone is all, "okay, whatever, have a nice life" intermingled with a few "oh, please don't go" and then a few days later the departed changes his/her mind and announce their return hoping to get a bunch of welcome backs.

Narcissists..gotta love them!
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2011, 08:36:15 AM »
There was a voting thread on DU's Facebook page asking people to vote I think on funniest DU post ever, something like that, and Skinner ban me now was on the list.
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2011, 12:04:29 PM »
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suninvited (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-22-11 01:35 AM
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9. I love the ones that post emotional goodbyes with their reasons, and everyone is all, "okay, whatever, have a nice life" intermingled with a few "oh, please don't go" and then a few days later the departed changes his/her mind and announce their return hoping to get a bunch of welcome backs.

Greenbriar/Nadin..gotta love them!
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2011, 12:31:05 PM »
I think nutcase nadin's was among the best ever. It was so momentous, it took several posts to complete. She went into great detail on what critical knowledge the DUmpmonkeys would miss out on, and described how she was so serious that she was deleting all her cookies. She kept up a running slanderous monologue against Skimmer and his nitwit sidekicks for allowing people to disagree with her. She was back in, what, five days?

Another great one was DUmmy DUmotex, inventor of the magic .22 caliber anti-tank incendiary rocket, who was outraged when people laughed at his goofy small arms ignorance. Just like his fellow heroes TiTtyboy and Redstone, he tolerates no disrespect. He warned the DUmp they would be missing all his stupid fire tower pictures. Another attention whore, he stayed away about a week.
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2011, 10:31:28 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 08:31:40 AM
Some day--but not now, maybe in a few years--franksolich'll have to tell what really went on with the Walt Starr primitive.

 :whatever:

Really, Frank?  Is the world going to end because of an internet post about a long ago shitcanned DUmmie?
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2011, 10:38:55 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 22, 2011, 12:31:05 PM
I think nutcase nadin's was among the best ever. It was so momentous, it took several posts to complete. She went into great detail on what critical knowledge the DUmpmonkeys would miss out on, and described how she was so serious that she was deleting all her cookies. She kept up a running slanderous monologue against Skimmer and his nitwit sidekicks for allowing people to disagree with her. She was back in, what, five days?

I don't remember seeing that - sounds like pure nadin...does anybody have a link?
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 10:40:11 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 26, 2011, 10:31:28 AM
:whatever:

Really, Frank?  Is the world going to end because of an internet post about a long ago shitcanned DUmmie?

Oh now.

I don't blow people's covers, sir.

You see, Walt Starr, who enjoyed some notoriety in his day, was not a real primitive.
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 12:41:30 PM »
I surmised that the reason had to do with protecting past or present moles.
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Re: primitives discuss saying good-bye on Skins's island
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 12:51:06 PM »
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petronius  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-21-11 04:08 PM
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3. Bonus points when the GBCW uses phrases like "you people" and "I tried (to educate you people)"...
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