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Offline FlaGator

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I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« on: October 20, 2011, 03:37:54 PM »
Yes, that is right. Tonight I plan to OCCUPY A LONGHORN'S STEAK HOUSE and then OCCUPY A MOVIE THEATER. I will update everyone via twitter. Please send money for soda and popcorn.


That is all...
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2011, 04:16:01 PM »
Yes, that is right. Tonight I plan to OCCUPY A LONGHORN'S STEAK HOUSE and then OCCUPY A MOVIE THEATER. I will update everyone via twitter. Please send money for soda and popcorn.


That is all...

There is NO WAY IN HELL I'm taking out a second mortgage just to keep you in soda and popcorn tonight.

Just sayin'......
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2011, 04:22:58 PM »
There is NO WAY IN HELL I'm taking out a second mortgage just to keep you in soda and popcorn tonight.

Just sayin'......

Greedy  :censored:  FlaGator needs popcorn.



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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2011, 04:25:35 PM »
Greedy  :censored:  FlaGator needs popcorn.

Meh. FlaGator can use his FOOD STAMPS and UNEMPLOYMENT and his Aid to Dependent Children money and his WELFARE money to buy the popcorn he needs.

Either that or he can steal it.

(Just don't shove the popcorn in your pants, FlaGator. It makes an unsightly bulge.)
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2011, 04:28:28 PM »
Meh. FlaGator can use his FOOD STAMPS and UNEMPLOYMENT and his Aid to Dependent Children money and his WELFARE money to buy the popcorn he needs.

Either that or he can steal it.

(Just don't shove the popcorn in your pants, FlaGator. It makes an unsightly bulge.)
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2011, 04:33:01 PM »
Meh. FlaGator can use his FOOD STAMPS and UNEMPLOYMENT and his Aid to Dependent Children money and his WELFARE money to buy the popcorn he needs.

Either that or he can steal it.

(Just don't shove the popcorn in your pants, FlaGator. It makes an unsightly bulge.)
That's so mean. Sometimes you a-maize me.



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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2011, 04:38:30 PM »
That's so mean. Sometimes you a-maize me.

You're just trying to butter me up.
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2011, 04:41:57 PM »
You're just trying to butter me up.
Guess it's time for me to cob-ble together another pun.



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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2011, 04:42:22 PM »
Guess it's time for me to cob-ble together another pun.

Don't forget the salt.
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Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2011, 04:43:45 PM »
Guess it's time for me to cob-ble together another pun.
Be careful - it can get a little steamy when you do that.
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Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
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Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2011, 04:44:01 PM »
This thread is corny.
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2011, 04:44:59 PM »
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2011, 04:45:42 PM »
This thread is corny.

But it does have a kernel of truth.

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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2011, 04:46:36 PM »
But it does have a kernel of truth.

And it's captured my ear.
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Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2011, 04:51:24 PM »
And it's captured my ear.
Are you stalking Celtic Rose?



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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2011, 04:54:43 PM »
Are you stalking Celtic Rose?

Well, I do come from Irish stock.....

But I'd combine a trip to Ireland with a trip to England anytime. And I'll bring my euph -- better line me up somewhere to honk (and it had better be a first section band, btw).

All this talk about grain puts a husk in my throat.
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Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2011, 04:57:24 PM »
Are you stalking Celtic Rose?

You sure are having a field day with this Bijou

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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2011, 12:13:27 AM »
You sure are having a field day with this Bijou
I am, unfortunately I'll have to bale out soon, as I am running out of puns.



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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2011, 10:04:31 AM »
Even though my first venture to OCCUPY something was unsuccessful and I didn't get free popcorn and soda, I am going to give you people a chance to do what is in your own best interests. My fiancee and I will OCCUPY OLIVE GARDEN we will stay there until either the promise never to display Old Glory or we are done with our entrees. Please join us in solidarity and OCCUPY your local OLIVE GARDEN or whatever your favorite franchise restaurant is.

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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2011, 10:22:53 AM »
I'm busy #OccupyingMyOffice.  Again.  At least it's Friday.

In return for some minor mechanical work, a friend will let me #OccupyHerGarage to do my own work.  Power to the peope!
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2011, 10:30:22 AM »
I am currently occupying an online classroom.  Later today I will run some errands and occupy a number of places  :-)

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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2011, 11:20:46 AM »
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Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2011, 04:16:45 PM »
Zathras, I can't send you any evil bankster money at this time, but I AM sending you some healing white light.
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