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« on: May 01, 2008, 07:24:33 AM »
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Dinosaur Dung Sells At NYC Auction For Nearly $1,000

AP) A pile of dinosaur dung 130 million years old sold at a New York auction Wednesday for nearly $1,000.

The prehistoric deposit fetched $960, said a spokeswoman for Bonhams New York. Its pre-auction estimate was $450.

The fossilized dung is from the Jurassic era, the auction house said. It looks like a rock on the outside and a colorful mineral inside.

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Re: Poo
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 07:33:18 AM »
I got rid of my thread lug...great minds and all that :evillaugh: Wait, this was a poo thread, maybe I should rethink that great minds thing.  :lmao:

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Re: Poo
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 07:39:09 AM »
Actually, it's no big deal, despite what it is.

A cow chip, for example, after having been out in the Nebraska sun for a summer, and then out in the Nebraska snow for a winter, looks like a piece of dried driftwood one finds on a sea-shore.

Some Nebraskans, but not franksolich who's a nice guy, get a great deal of merriment out of encouraging primitives from blue states, curious about what something is, to pick it up and examine it.

After about a year, it's harmless of course, sterile as a hospital operating room, but it's just not a nice thing to do, even to primitives from blue states.
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Re: Poo
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 07:44:07 AM »
But DUmmies are accustomed to handling poo.  They're always flinging it somewhere.   :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 07:59:29 AM »
Actually, it's no big deal, despite what it is.

A cow chip, for example, after having been out in the Nebraska sun for a summer, and then out in the Nebraska snow for a winter, looks like a piece of dried driftwood one finds on a sea-shore.

Some Nebraskans, but not franksolich who's a nice guy, get a great deal of merriment out of encouraging primitives from blue states, curious about what something is, to pick it up and examine it.

After about a year, it's harmless of course, sterile as a hospital operating room, but it's just not a nice thing to do, even to primitives from blue states.
Oh I dunno Frank,They have no problem giving us shit :-) One good turn deserves another and all that :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 08:12:11 AM »
Actually, it's no big deal, despite what it is.

A cow chip, for example, after having been out in the Nebraska sun for a summer, and then out in the Nebraska snow for a winter, looks like a piece of dried driftwood one finds on a sea-shore.

Some Nebraskans, but not franksolich who's a nice guy, get a great deal of merriment out of encouraging primitives from blue states, curious about what something is, to pick it up and examine it.

After about a year, it's harmless of course, sterile as a hospital operating room, but it's just not a nice thing to do, even to primitives from blue states.

Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

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Re: Poo
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 08:15:01 AM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
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Re: Poo
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 11:12:41 AM »
The technical word for petrified shit is "coprolite".

Just so you know.
I thought that was a rank in the air force.   :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 11:29:28 AM »
The technical word for petrified shit is "coprolite".

Just so you know.
I thought that was a rank in the air force.   :-)

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Re: Poo
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 11:31:04 AM »
The technical word for petrified shit is "coprolite".

Just so you know.
I thought that was a rank in the air force.   :-)

H5  :rotf:

(there are no corporals in the Air Force.  You musta been thinking Army or Marine Corps.  :-) )
Non-com-poo?   :lmao:
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Re: Poo
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 11:35:02 AM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)

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Re: Poo
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 11:38:46 AM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:
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Re: Poo
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2008, 11:43:37 AM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:

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Re: Poo
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2008, 11:46:54 AM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2008, 12:02:24 PM »
You all wanna take a guess what a "Regurgitalith" is?
Obama's speech writer?   :thatsright:
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Re: Poo
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2008, 12:04:34 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)

I stepped in 'it', didn't I?  :lmao:

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Re: Poo
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2008, 12:06:27 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)

I stepped in 'it', didn't I?  :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field.   :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2008, 12:07:41 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)

I stepped in 'it', didn't I?  :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field.   :-)

Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:

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Re: Poo
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2008, 12:10:04 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)

I stepped in 'it', didn't I?  :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field.   :-)

Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
Nah, they've just moved upwind of this one.   :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2008, 12:16:05 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)

I stepped in 'it', didn't I?  :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field.   :-)

Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
Nah, they've just moved upwind of this one.   :-)

What do they think their sh*t doesn't stink?  :censored: :evillaugh:

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Re: Poo
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2008, 12:19:12 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)

I stepped in 'it', didn't I?  :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field.   :-)

Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
Nah, they've just moved upwind of this one.   :-)

What do they think their sh*t doesn't stink?  :censored: :evillaugh:
Nah, they're just not the effluent types.   :-)
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Re: Poo
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2008, 12:25:28 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

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Re: Poo
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2008, 12:27:10 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
We gots plenty of sorry sh*t around here don't we?


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Re: Poo
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2008, 12:29:48 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)

You've got to be sh*tting me! :lmao:

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Re: Poo
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2008, 12:31:21 PM »
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting.  :-)

Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.

Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.

Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo.  :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may.    :uhsure:

I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread?   :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)

You've got to be sh*tting me! :lmao:
Maybe everyone else has just gotten sick & turd of this.   :-)
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