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TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« on: October 18, 2011, 11:35:25 AM »
As Hussein tours in his doomsday bus, speaking on TV every day, the smiling, nodding numbskulls of his peanut gallery restored to their rightful place behind him, brigands somehow managed to steal the key to his presidency - his teleprompter. The bus tour has been interrupted in order for Hussein to make application for SSI payments.
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WTF? Obama Bus Tour Equipment Stolen In Virginia 
 
HENRICO, Va. -- Authorities are investigating the theft of a truck containing presidential seals, podiums and sound equipment for President Barack Obama's bus tour of Virginia and North Carolina.

WWBT-TV says the truck contained sound equipment, podiums and the seals.

The Defense Information System Agency said Tuesday in a statement that a government vehicle was stolen and then recovered. The theft is being investigated in coordination with law enforcement agencies.

It's unclear whether the equipment was recovered.

The federal agency says the vehicle didn't contain any classified or sensitive information.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/obama-bus-tour...

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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 11:41:53 AM »
The headline on Drudge was priceless:

Speechless! Obama's Teleprompter Stolen!
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2011, 12:37:37 PM »
Speaking of stealing, Rush reported that thiefs have set upon the OWSers, stealing their iphones and other devices.  Guess the thieves felt they deserved them more. 
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2011, 12:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 18, 2011, 12:37:37 PM
Speaking of stealing, Rush reported that thiefs have set upon the OWSers, stealing their iphones and other devices.  Guess the thieves felt they deserved them more. 

Here is the news report he was talking about: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/criminal_occupation_oh3CnKANUqYHrGPCaZaLRK
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2011, 12:52:09 PM »
I haven't looked, but are the DUmmies blaming the BFEE, the Rove, Cheney, or any combination?
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2011, 01:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 18, 2011, 12:52:09 PM
I haven't looked, but are the DUmmies blaming the BFEE, the Rove, Cheney, or any combination?
They have a new culprit

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4. cantor is in Virgina
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 01:52:33 PM »
Are they blaming Eric Cantor for this?   :mental:    You'd think at some point they'd become ashamed and embarrassed to be associated with one another. 
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 02:08:24 PM »
Uhm, what kind of security is O'bama using?!  Wow!!

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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 02:09:38 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 18, 2011, 12:37:37 PM
Speaking of stealing, Rush reported that thiefs have set upon the OWSers, stealing their iphones and other devices.  Guess the thieves felt they deserved them more. 

Right. Thay should look at it not so much as theft, but more like "redistributing the wealth".
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2011, 03:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 18, 2011, 12:52:09 PM
I haven't looked, but are the DUmmies blaming the BFEE, the Rove, Cheney, or any combination?
I figured the Koch Bros would get the lionshare of the blame since they are the DUmmie's current boogy man
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Re: TOTUS Kidnapped! Jug-Eared Kenyan Applies For Disability!
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2011, 03:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 18, 2011, 01:52:33 PM
Are they blaming Eric Cantor for this?   :mental:    You'd think at some point they'd become ashamed and embarrassed to be associated with one another. 
I think they are well beyond shame by now and have descended into idiocy.
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