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Offline Erasmus

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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2011, 03:21:36 PM »
I went from 11 to 66 bitchslaps in less than 24 hours.  2 bitchslaps is just teasing me, lol.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2011, 04:04:32 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 18, 2011, 01:14:56 PM
Bitchslapped for not going with the herd.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaah,baaaaaaaaaaaaah :sheep: :-)
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2011, 05:53:07 PM »
I see you learned how to earn bitch slaps.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2011, 06:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 18, 2011, 05:53:07 PM
I see you learned how to earn bitch slaps.

Bitchslapped for violating OPSEC.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2011, 06:28:18 PM »
**** all y'all crackedy-assed crackas.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2011, 07:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Bodadh on October 17, 2011, 10:39:28 PM
I just noticed that I got two slaps today. I know the hi 5/bitch slap means nothing but I do kind of wonder what I said to motivate some one enough to hit the slap button.


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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2011, 07:25:15 PM »
I love these kinda threads.  :-)

Bitchslaps around!!   :yahoo: 
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2011, 07:26:13 PM »
Bitchslapped for being late.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2011, 07:27:57 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 18, 2011, 07:26:13 PM
Bitchslapped for being late.

Yeah, I know. I hate it when that happens. I was in St. Louis all day. Didja miss me?  :rotf:
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2011, 07:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:27:57 PM
Yeah, I know. I hate it when that happens. I was in St. Louis all day. Didja miss me?  :rotf:
No.

Actually, I noticed that dumbass-du-jour you were arguing with used the word 'Democratic' the other day.  He must be some kind of DUmmy plant.  Nobody talks like that if the word 'Democrat' is applicable.  I was kinda hoping you'd come back and poke him a couple times.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2011, 07:31:49 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 18, 2011, 07:28:54 PM
No.

Actually, I noticed that dumbass-du-jour you were arguing with used the word 'Democratic' the other day.  He must be some kind of DUmmy plant.  Nobody talks like that if the word 'Democrat' is applicable.  I was kinda hoping you'd come back and poke him a couple times.

Naw, I'm just here for the beer. And bitchslaps.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2011, 07:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:31:49 PM
Naw, I'm just here for the beer. And bitchslaps.

Bitchslapped for forgetting boobies.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2011, 07:42:06 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 07:40:36 PM
Bitchslapped for forgetting boobies.

Now we're cookin'....
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2011, 07:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:42:06 PM
Now we're cookin'....

No, SHE'S cookin.

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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2011, 07:47:10 PM »
A thread about bitchslaps has turned into a boobie thread?
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2011, 07:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 18, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
A thread about bitchslaps has turned into a boobie thread?

Bitchslapped for whining.

ALL threads can turn into boobie threads at any moment.  ALL THREADS.  Never forget that.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2011, 07:50:04 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
Bitchslapped for whining.

ALL threads can turn into boobie threads at any moment.  ALL THREADS.  Never forget that.

I wasn't whining.  Just asking a question.  :rotf:
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2011, 08:06:03 PM »
It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2011, 08:16:09 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 18, 2011, 08:06:03 PM
It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...


bitchslapped for gettin' poetic.

Though it's actually kinda good, coming from an ogre.

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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2011, 09:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Erasmus on October 18, 2011, 03:21:36 PM
I went from 11 to 66 bitchslaps in less than 24 hours.  2 bitchslaps is just teasing me, lol.

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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2011, 11:20:14 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 18, 2011, 08:06:03 PM
It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...


I'd bitchslap you for defiling Oingo Boingo, but you've got 666 bitchslaps as I post this.  Kinda fitting, really.
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2011, 05:44:28 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 11:20:14 PM
I'd bitchslap you for defiling Oingo Boingo, but you've got 666 bitchslaps as I post this.  Kinda fitting, really.

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I was stuck on cheetoes                         
Stuck sitting in my seat.                         
I was masterbating last night with a sheep.
It's a Bitchslap Party,                             
Who could ask for more
All the girls must show their boobies coming through the door
Show your butt and boobies at the door . . .
(don't run away it's only me)

Webcam running with nowhere to go
Waiting on a bitchslap, bitchslap,
Waitin' for another bitchslap to arrive
Got to wait an hour. . . an hour . . .

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DU's running another photo thread.
CaliPeg's got a bigger one that I,
For the Mental Picture alone I'd rather be dead . . .

Chorus

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2011, 08:28:20 PM »
I asked a male friend today, why are men so into boobies?? He said it is emdedded in their brain since birth!!!

I'll say, not only since birth, but till death too!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2011, 08:41:26 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 19, 2011, 05:44:28 PM
I'm naked in TeH basement (mom's) surfin DU.     
Waiting for CHinese porn to download.       
Goin to a party, all are virtual 'live'.           

Chorus
I was stuck on cheetoes                         
Stuck sitting in my seat.                         
I was masterbating last night with a sheep.
It's a Bitchslap Party,                             
Who could ask for more
All the girls must show their boobies coming through the door
Show your butt and boobies at the door . . .
(don't run away it's only me)

Webcam running with nowhere to go
Waiting on a bitchslap, bitchslap,
Waitin' for another bitchslap to arrive
Got to wait an hour. . . an hour . . .

Got my birthday suit and sliver bow tie,
DU's running another photo thread.
CaliPeg's got a bigger one that I,
For the Mental Picture alone I'd rather be dead . . .

Chorus

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .

EARWORM!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

bs!   :-)
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Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2011, 09:15:50 PM »
FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?!  :panic:

Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
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