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Offline Mr Mannn

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Unconfirmed: Hugo Chavez May Be DEAD. Kaput. Pining for the Fiords.
« on: October 16, 2011, 06:28:17 AM »
The story is in Free Republic: and its source is unusual...Wikileaks Twitter feed in Argentina.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2793368/posts?q=1&;page=101

So don 't pop your campaign corks yet. It won't be real until a news source confirms this.
I print this so you can email Occupy Wall Street and demoralize the hippies.

As for me, I plan to dance on his grave. A little Hitler is dead. He used his vast oil wealth to purchase a massive military build up. Hugo lied to his people saying it was to protect them against the US. In fact he wanted to invade Columbia and his neighbors. There may not be the political will left to invade, but we will have to see if the people use this opportunity and grab at freedom once again.
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Offline whiffleball

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Re: Unconfirmed: Hugo Chavez May Be DEAD. Kaput. Pining for the Fiords.
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2011, 07:07:51 AM »
If true, who's going to console Doug's Stupid Ex Wife?  Will she fly down to mourn in person?  Will she organize a DUmmie flower-a-thon?  Will she enter a convent?  Will she plunge off the nearest low lying bridge?
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Re: Unconfirmed: Hugo Chavez May Be DEAD. Kaput. Pining for the Fiords.
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2011, 07:44:14 AM »
Quote from: whiffleball on October 16, 2011, 07:07:51 AM
If true, who's going to console Doug's Stupid Ex Wife?  Will she plunge off the nearest low lying bridge?

Well, one can hope.

But really, it should be a high-lying bridge, just to be sure.
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Re: Unconfirmed: Hugo Chavez May Be DEAD. Kaput. Pining for the Fiords.
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2011, 08:43:05 AM »
Isn't the highest waterfall in the world in Venezuela?  I don't have the time to check . . .
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Re: Unconfirmed: Hugo Chavez May Be DEAD. Kaput. Pining for the Fiords.
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2011, 05:54:53 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 16, 2011, 08:43:05 AM
Isn't the highest waterfall in the world in Venezuela?  I don't have the time to check . . .

Yes.  Angel Falls.  And sadly, the rumors of Hugo's demise seem to be a bit premature.
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